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Wake Up It Was All A Dream
AI Programming StackOverflow Debugging
5 days ago 412.5K views 0 shares
Wake Up It Was All A Dream
Welcome to the DARKEST timeline, where you wake up and realize all your beloved AI coding assistants were just a fever dream. ChatGPT? Never heard of her. Claude Code? Doesn't exist, sweetie. And vibe coding—that magical state where you're in the zone and everything just flows? Yeah, that was never invented. Instead, you're stuck in developer hell where you have to manually search Stack Overflow for EVERY. SINGLE. ERROR. and then spend hours reading documentation that was written in 2003 by someone who clearly hated humanity. No autocomplete suggestions from your AI buddy. No "here's the entire function you were thinking of." Just you, your tears, and 47 browser tabs of outdated docs. The existential dread is REAL. Life is indeed pain when you remember what coding was like before AI tools swooped in to save us from ourselves. 💀

Had A Customer Come In Telling Me Their PC Was Slow...
Hardware Windows
1 month ago 134.0K views 0 shares
Had A Customer Come In Telling Me Their PC Was Slow...
"Yeah, my computer's been running a bit slow lately" – meanwhile their CPU cooler has evolved its own ecosystem. That's not dust, that's a sentient being about to achieve consciousness. The CPU fan is basically a felt sculpture at this point. The RAM slots have their own insulation. There's enough biomass in there to start a compost pile. I'm genuinely impressed the motherboard still POSTs – that thing deserves a medal for surviving what looks like a decade in a sawmill. Tech support rule #1: when someone says their PC is "a bit slow," prepare for archaeological discoveries. This is why we charge diagnostic fees, folks. Hazard pay.

Git Push Of Terror
Git Devops Programming Debugging
6 months ago 267.1K views 0 shares
Git Push Of Terror
Regular ghosts? Mildly startling. Force pushing to delete the master branch? That's the kind of terror that makes grown developers cry. The ghost was just practicing, but that last command is the real horror story. Nothing says "I've made a terrible mistake" quite like accidentally nuking your production branch at 4:59 PM on a Friday.