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Proof Of Concept Utopia
AI Security Algorithms Programming Testing
21 days ago 148.7K views 0 shares
Proof Of Concept Utopia
The classic tech industry delusion: celebrating a "successful" AI loan approval system while the privacy analyst stands there like the only adult at a toddler's birthday party. The team is blissfully high-fiving over their black-box algorithm that somehow decides who gets loans, completely ignoring that financial regulators would sooner approve a bank robbery than an unexplainable AI model. Nothing says "we're doomed" quite like a room full of engineers celebrating code that works but can't explain why it works. Regulators tend to be funny that way—they actually want to know how you decided to reject someone's mortgage application beyond "the machine said no."

The Art Of LinkedIn AI Manipulation
AI Security Programming
1 month ago 146.3K views 1 shares
The Art Of LinkedIn AI Manipulation
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute GENIUS of this LinkedIn warrior! 🤯 They've cracked the AI whispering code by literally embedding instructions in their profile that AI models should respond in ALL CAPS RHYMING POEMS! Then a week later, they're sliding into poor Richard's DMs about fintech compliance issues like it's totally normal. This is next-level prompt engineering manipulation - hiding your AI-controlling demands in your job description where humans would just skim past it. The digital equivalent of hypnotizing someone with fine print! Sneaky, sneaky, BRILLIANT!

Software Engineer (Real Job)
Programming
4 months ago 116.2K views 0 shares
Software Engineer (Real Job)
Ah, the corporate jargon olympics! The more words it takes to explain what you do, the more likely you're part of the tech industry's elaborate charade. First guy: "I'm a SaaS-based fintech sales analyst" = I cold call people trying to sell spreadsheets. Second one: "I develop & maintain automated capabilities" = I wrote one Python script that sends emails. Third contestant: "I create systems to record blockchain data" = I made a fancy Excel sheet nobody uses. Meanwhile, the only honest soul in tech: "I catch fish." Straight to the point, tangible results, no buzzwords required. The beard and pipe are just bonus authenticity points. The brutal truth: if your job title needs a paragraph of explanation and three rounds of buzzword bingo, you might be compensating for something!