How I Learned About Image Analysis Back In Uni

That classic dilemma: maintain job security by implementing the company's terrible ideas or end it all to spare yourself the shame of what you're creating. Nothing says "professional growth" quite like building integrations nobody asked for that actively make the product worse. The real tragedy? You'll still have to maintain that garbage code for the next five years while management calls it "innovative." Bonus points if they add it to your performance review as a "key achievement."

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Someone tried to roast FFmpeg for having a messy codebase, and FFmpeg's official account hit back with the coldest comeback in open source history: "FFmpeg is written in C and assembly." Translation: "Yeah, our code looks rough because we're optimizing at the metal level while you're over there writing React components." Then they dropped the mic with "Talk is cheap, send patches." That's the open source equivalent of "put up or shut up." You want to complain? Cool, here's commit access. Show us how you'd do it better. The beauty here is that FFmpeg is literally the backbone of half the internet's video infrastructure. Netflix, YouTube, VLC—they all rely on this "messy" codebase. When you're processing millions of video frames per second, nobody cares if your variable names are pretty. Performance trumps aesthetics every single time.