Hungry For Copilot

The eternal struggle with AI coding assistants. Claude keeps telling me my broken code is "absolutely right" while my application crashes and burns in the background. It's like having that one junior dev who confidently nods along to everything you say but has no idea what's happening. The real debugging begins when you have to figure out if you're the problem or if Claude is gaslighting you into believing your spaghetti code is a masterpiece.

The one thing AI can do that humans can't: admit they're wrong without having an existential crisis first. After 15 years in tech, I've seen senior devs argue for hours defending broken code rather than just say "oops, my bad." Meanwhile, AI is over here like "You caught me! Let me fix that!" with zero ego damage. Maybe the real singularity isn't when machines get smarter than us, but when they get more emotionally mature.

Finally, a sorting algorithm with the computational complexity of O($$). Just send your array to GPT, pay a few cents, and get it back sorted. Perfect for when you need your data arranged but can't be bothered to remember how quicksort works. The best part? If your array isn't sorted correctly, you can just claim it's because the AI "didn't understand the vibe" of your integers.

ChatGPT out here killing the comedy industry by explaining its own jokes. The irony of asking for a joke that's "hard to get at first" and then immediately getting a complete breakdown of the punchline is just *chef's kiss*. Stand-up comedians spend years perfecting delivery and timing, meanwhile AI is like "here's the joke AND a detailed explanation of why you should find it funny." Next up: ChatGPT explains why explaining jokes makes them less funny.

The classic "ChatGPT will make me rich" delusion meets reality. Someone asks their AI overlord to generate a million-dollar app with zero bugs, and you can practically see the existential crisis unfolding in real-time as they realize the output is... less than stellar. The contradiction is chef's kiss: "make me an app that makes $1M/month" + "don't make any mistakes" = asking AI to solve problems that actual billion-dollar companies with armies of engineers still can't crack. Meanwhile, ChatGPT probably just generated a todo list app with hardcoded credentials and SQL injection vulnerabilities. If getting rich was as easy as typing a prompt, we'd all be retired on a beach somewhere instead of debugging production at 3 AM. But hey, at least the AI-generated code compiles... sometimes.

So you're complaining about AI in games but can't afford RAM because AI companies bought every GPU on the planet and turned your hardware budget into a fever dream? The absolute IRONY is chef's kiss. Game studios are using AI to "speed up development" (read: cut costs and fire artists) while simultaneously making your gaming rig cost more than a used car. And the punchline? When nobody can afford to upgrade their potato PCs anymore, the entire industry will just pivot to cloud gaming subscriptions where you own NOTHING and pay FOREVER. No mods, no summer sales, just pure corporate dystopia where your game library evaporates the moment you miss a payment. It's like watching someone complain about the rain while actively setting their umbrella on fire. The same AI driving up hardware costs is the exact justification companies need to say "just stream it bro, you don't need a PC anymore!" Welcome to the future where you'll rent everything and be happy about it. Or else.