Turing test Memes

The modern tech interview arms race has reached new levels of absurdity. "Close your eyes and answer this question" is basically the interviewer saying, "Hey AI, I know you can code, but can you see?" It's like catching someone using a calculator by asking them to high-five you. Next they'll be asking candidates to solve a CAPTCHA mid-interview or prove they're human by feeling emotions about their legacy codebase. The irony is that real developers would probably fail this test too since we're all mentally somewhere else during meetings anyway.

Ah, the sweet irony of digital existence. Imagine needing a machine to confirm you're not a machine. It's like asking a fish to verify you can swim. We've gone from "I think, therefore I am" to "An AI thinks I am, therefore I am." The existential crisis of 2023 isn't about purpose—it's about convincing algorithms we're flesh and blood while they're busy learning to mimic our every thought. Next up: AIs requiring verification from other AIs that they're authentic AIs. The circle of digital life continues.

Oh, the beautiful irony! Training AI to spew corporate buzzwords and then mistaking that for consciousness is like thinking your parrot understands quantum physics because it can squawk "synergy" and "circle back." Turns out the Turing test is just asking, "Can you use the phrase 'let's take this offline' without actually solving anything?" If meaningless jargon is the benchmark for intelligence, we've been working with artificial intelligence in management for decades!