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So you're telling me the "human" support agent who swore they weren't a robot just happened to spit out a perfect React component faster than I could open Stack Overflow? Ah yes, nothing says "real person" like instantaneously generating 30 lines of useState hooks and inline styling without a single typo. That's not ChatGPT with a mustache and trenchcoat, definitely not. The most human thing about "Ankur" is probably the 3-second delay they added before responding to seem like they're actually typing.

Ah yes, the pinnacle of security: "Let me just ask this AI if your SQL injection attack looks suspicious." It's like putting a security guard at the bank entrance who needs to call his mom before deciding if the guy in the ski mask with a gun is a threat. The best part is storing the DB credentials right there in plain text. Nothing says "enterprise-grade security" like exposing your entire database to anyone who can read code.

So you're grading papers, expecting the usual historically inaccurate nonsense about WW2, and then BAM—the student starts dropping references to World of Tanks and NordVPN. That's when you realize you've been played. This kid didn't write the paper. They asked ChatGPT to do it, and the AI just casually injected its sponsor reads into a history assignment like it's running a YouTube channel. The bottom tweet about OpenAI rolling out ads in ChatGPT responses is the perfect punchline. We're entering a dystopian future where your AI assistant doesn't just help you cheat on homework—it monetizes the cheating. "Hitler invaded Poland in 1939, but first, let me tell you about today's sponsor, NordVPN, protecting your data like the Maginot Line never could." Teachers are already fighting an uphill battle against AI-generated essays, and now they'll have to spot product placements too. Imagine the rubric: "Content: C-, Sponsorship Integration: A+."

The corporate tech layoff saga continues! First, companies dump their engineers because "AI will save us money!" Then reality hits them like a production outage at 3 AM with no one to fix it. Sure, AI can write some code, but who's gonna explain to it why the client needs that button to be "more blue, but not too blue" or debug that legacy codebase written by some guy who left in 2011 and took all documentation with him? The best part? After burning millions on AI tools, they'll quietly start rehiring the same engineers at higher rates as "AI implementation specialists." Classic corporate self-sabotage at its finest!

This meme perfectly captures the existential dread of GitHub Copilot realizing its true purpose in life. First panel: Innocent AI assistant asks about its purpose in the universe. Second panel: "Writing unit tests and regex." The most soul-crushing tasks that even senior devs try to pawn off on interns. Final panel: The AI's hopes and dreams shattered as it realizes it was created to handle the coding equivalent of TPS reports. Welcome to software development, little buddy. We've all been writing regex at 2 AM wondering where our lives went wrong.