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The expectation vs reality of AI coding assistants in a nutshell. Everyone's hyping different AI models, but they're all just regurgitating the same Stack Overflow answers and GitHub repos with slightly different syntax highlighting. Notice how all four implementations have identical logic? That's because no matter which AI overlord you pledge allegiance to, they've all been trained on the same Rust code snippets. It's like four college students copying the same homework but changing the font to avoid detection. The real innovation here is how many different ways they can add comments to the same algorithm while making you feel like you're getting unique, cutting-edge assistance. Revolutionary stuff.

AI companies out here selling glorified parrots as revolutionary technology, and CEOs are eating it up like it's the second coming of electricity. The sales pitch: "Look, it makes noises that vaguely resemble human conversation!" The CEO's response: "Perfect! Fire everyone and let it diagnose cancer." Nothing says "sound business decision" quite like replacing your entire workforce with a statistical model that's essentially playing Mad Libs with the entire internet. Sure, it doesn't understand context, nuance, or reality, but it sounds confident, and that's apparently all that matters in the C-suite these days. The jump from "mimics speech patterns" to "can diagnose medical disorders" is the kind of logical leap that would make even the most optimistic venture capitalist nervous. But hey, when you've already fired your entire staff, who's left to tell you it's a terrible idea? Certainly not the chatbot that just hallucinated your company's entire medical liability insurance policy.

The classic bull in a china shop, but make it tech. That's Cursor AI—the new code assistant—asking if it can bring its "friend" into your pristine codebase. Every developer who's ever let an AI tool loose on their project knows that feeling of watching it confidently rewrite your carefully crafted code into something that technically works but somehow manages to violate every coding standard you've established over the last decade. Five minutes later, you're frantically running git reset --hard while quietly questioning your life choices.

That moment when it hits you—your entire coding career has been reduced to "vibes" since ChatGPT arrived. No more grinding through Stack Overflow at 3 AM; now it's just "Hey AI, fix this mess" and hoping for the best. Your carefully cultivated programming skills? Just expensive intuition for prompting. Your CS degree? Just fancy paper to frame next to your "I used to write my own code" participation trophy.

Remember when we had to actually learn how to add two numbers? Now it's just OpenAI.chat("Sum of #{a} + #{b}") and call it a day. The terrifying part? This probably works better than half the arithmetic functions I've written in my 15-year career. Next they'll be asking ChatGPT to explain their own code to them during performance reviews. Evolution isn't always progress, folks.

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