Just Give Us The Extension

The classic corporate bait-and-switch! Manager gleefully announces "no more daily standups" like he's bestowing a gift from the heavens, only to reveal the true horror: writing detailed Slack messages every morning instead. The final panels show the developers' brilliant malicious compliance—using ChatGPT to auto-generate those meaningless status updates. This is peak modern workplace evolution: replacing a 15-minute meeting with an hour of typing, then automating away the busywork with AI. The circle of corporate life is complete. The manager thinks he's won, but the devs are playing 4D chess while he's still figuring out how to open Excel.

Mozilla watching Firefox's market share slowly burn to the ground while they desperately try to stay relevant. Then AI shows up like a demonic entity ready to absolutely obliterate what's left. Firefox went from the people's champion that dethroned Internet Explorer to barely holding 3% market share while Chrome eats the world. Now with AI integrations becoming the hot new browser feature, Mozilla's looking at their beloved Firefox like a parent watching their kid get dunked on at the playground. The irony? Mozilla's been pushing AI features too, but nobody cares because everyone's already moved to Chrome or Edge (yes, Edge). RIP to the browser that taught us what extensions could be.

Someone trained an AI model on a random person's social media posts and released it as "clod-7b-instruct" - a budget knockoff of Claude. The README is basically a confession: "it's vulgar, incomprehensible, possibly immoral and illegal" but also "it's my daughter and i love her." Then admits they have no clue how it works, vibed the whole thing into existence, and may have accidentally committed their password to the repo. The raw honesty is refreshing in a world of polished AI releases. No benchmarks, no safety alignment, just pure chaos trained on someone named Iris's internet presence. It's like watching someone duct-tape a jetpack to a shopping cart and calling it transportation infrastructure. 10/10 would not deploy to production but would absolutely clone the repo to see what horrors await.

The evolutionary tale of a data scientist! First, we see Statistics (elephant) and Computer Science (snake) as separate entities. Then they decide to collaborate—because obviously, elephants and snakes make natural coding partners. The snake begs for statistical knowledge, and suddenly—BOOM—they transform into a dinosaur labeled "DATA SCIENTIST." It's the perfect representation of how merging statistics with programming creates this mythical creature that everyone wants to hire but nobody can quite define. The irony? Real data scientists spend 80% of their time cleaning data, not evolving into majestic dinosaurs. Should've shown the final form as a janitor with a SQL mop.

Nothing says "I'm a serious developer" quite like dropping $3000 on a PC just to run VS Code and Chrome. The unholy matrimony of NVIDIA and Ryzen—where your GPU costs more than your car payment and your CPU has more cores than you have meaningful relationships. Meanwhile, your code still crashes because you forgot a semicolon. The modern dev's power couple: enough computing strength to simulate the universe, primarily used to run npm install and watch YouTube tutorials on the side.

Turns out the most advanced AI was just 700 people in a trenchcoat. Builder.ai allegedly sold "AI" that was actually just outsourced developers pretending to be Natasha the chatbot. The classic "artificial" intelligence that's actually just regular intelligence with extra steps. Next revelation: ChatGPT is just a guy named Greg in a basement with really fast typing skills.