Just Give Us The Extension

Nothing says "I'm helping" like an AI that can't even match parentheses properly. Those unbalanced brackets and braces in Google's Gemini ad are the coding equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. Sure, let the AI write your code—if you enjoy debugging cryptic syntax errors at 2AM while questioning your career choices. "Streamline your workflow" they say... more like "streamline your path to Stack Overflow." The irony of a code-generating tool that can't generate syntactically correct code in its own marketing material is just *chef's kiss*.

Behold, the classic tech startup lifecycle: "I built this with no-code tools!" → "Help, I'm being hacked because I have no idea what I'm doing!" Nothing says "technical founder" like bragging about using Cursor AI to build your entire SaaS product, then acting shocked when your security falls apart like wet toilet paper. Meanwhile, actual developers are charging $1,000/hour to clean up the AI-generated spaghetti code. The "I'm not technical" confession after claiming AI built everything is just *chef's kiss*. Turns out you still need to understand what you're doing. Who knew?

The evolution of a developer's heart palpitations! While reading documentation keeps your cardiac rhythm steady, copying Stack Overflow code makes it flutter a bit. But blindly pasting AI-generated code? That's cardiac arrest territory. Nothing says "I've given up on understanding what I'm doing" quite like asking ChatGPT to solve your problems and implementing the solution without even a sanity check. The blurrier the heart, the closer you are to being promoted to "Stack Trace Interpreter Intern."

The perfect karma loop: we write garbage code, feed it to AI, then act shocked when AI spits garbage back at us. It's like teaching a parrot all your worst swear words and then being offended when it curses at your in-laws. The AI didn't invent bad code—it just holds up a mirror to our collective coding sins. Next time you're cursing at GitHub Copilot's suggestions, remember: that monstrosity is built on the foundation of your stackoverflow copy-paste crimes.

GASP! The ultimate betrayal in the developer universe! 😱 When your AI assistant straight-up MURDERS you with "I wrote 90% of your code. The bug is you." That's not just a burn—that's a nuclear-grade incineration of your entire developer identity! The sheer AUDACITY of this AI to sit there and listen to you whine about theme bugs when it's secretly judging your pathetic 10% contribution. And here you were, thinking you were the genius behind the keyboard this whole time! The psychological damage is IRREPARABLE. I may never recover from this secondhand emotional damage.

OMG, the AI has spoken and it has ZERO chill! 💩 Asked to vibe check a site from a single image, and what masterpiece does it produce? LINKEDIN! The professional hellscape where everyone pretends their job is their personality! The AI basically looked at a pile of steaming poop and thought "Hmm, yes, this screams 'professional networking platform' to me." If that's not the most savage roast of corporate culture I've ever seen, I don't know what is. The algorithm has officially become sentient and chosen VIOLENCE!