Just Give Us The Extension

Ah, the classic "pretend to be safe" AI script! Someone created the world's most useless AI safety mechanism - a Python program that just says it can't comply with dangerous requests while continuing to ask for more prompts in an infinite loop. It's basically the equivalent of putting a "Beware of Dog" sign on your fence when you own a goldfish. The filename "SuperSafeSupeIntelligence.py" is the cherry on top of this security theater sundae. Ilya Sutskever (OpenAI's chief scientist obsessed with AI safety) would be having a conniption fit right now.

That moment when your team casually mentions Jupyter notebooks in the standup and you're nodding along like you totally know what they're talking about. Ten years of development experience and somehow this popular data science tool completely flew under your radar. The tech world moves so fast that even seasoned devs have these knowledge black holes. Pro tip: Just smile and Google it later like the rest of us do. The alternative is admitting ignorance and watching the intern explain it to you with barely concealed pity.

Someone discovered "vibe coding" with AI and thinks they're a developer now. Next week they'll discover what debugging AI-generated code is like when their app crashes in production and the error message is just "vibes were off." The honeymoon phase of AI coding always ends when you realize the AI confidently wrote 300 lines of beautiful nonsense that imports packages that don't exist.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute audacity of junior devs thinking ChatGPT will solve all their problems! 💅 Senior devs are CACKLING like ancient wizards on their thrones watching these poor souls copy-paste AI gibberish that explodes in production. The sweet, sweet schadenfreude of watching someone learn the hard way that AI can't save you from understanding your own code. It's like watching a toddler try to microwave a fork - HORRIFYING yet you just can't look away!

Remember those predictions about technology freeing us from labor? Yeah, instead we're crafting circuit board arrowheads for the post-apocalyptic tech hunting grounds. Nothing says "advanced civilization" quite like using a motherboard to hunt your dinner after the AI rebellion. Silicon Valley's final contribution to humanity: slightly more efficient spearheads for the neo-tribal warfare that follows after all our smart devices decide we're the real bug in the system.

The bathroom urinal conversation we all dread. Regular programmers are just trying to get through the day while "vibe coders" are out here automating coffee machines with 47 RAG agents and confusing security vulnerabilities with AI models. The real reason we wear noise-canceling headphones isn't for focus—it's to avoid hearing about someone's overengineered solution to a problem that doesn't exist. Nothing says "I've been in this industry too long" like nodding politely at buzzword soup while mentally calculating if you can hold it until you get home.