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When management gets excited about buzzwords and wants to "invest in AI" without understanding what that even means, but you're sitting there making $65k while they discuss million-dollar budgets. The facepalm energy is immaculate.
The beauty here is the disconnect between executive enthusiasm for trendy tech and developer reality. They want an "AI Operating System" (whatever that means—probably just slapping ChatGPT API on everything), but you're still fixing bugs from 2019 and dealing with technical debt that could finance a small country.
Best part? You know exactly how this will go: they'll allocate zero time for research, expect it done in two sprints, and then wonder why the "AI" is just a bunch of if-statements wrapped in machine learning theater. But sure, let's guess our way through another poorly-scoped enterprise disaster.
