I Would Rewrite

That exhausted look when your coworker won't shut up about AI. The quotation marks around "programmers" say it all - real devs are busy fixing merge conflicts while the ChatGPT enthusiasts are planning how AI will write their next project. Meanwhile, the rest of us just want to finish our coffee before it gets cold.

The eternal struggle of our profession: Stack Overflow tells you you're an idiot for asking basic questions, while ChatGPT cheerfully validates your most questionable code decisions. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that validation feels better than correctness. Who needs code review when you can have an AI tell you your spaghetti code is "absolutely right"? The best part is ChatGPT won't even remind you that this question was asked 7 years ago and marked as duplicate.

So RAM manufacturers are out here playing both sides like some kind of silicon cartel. They've been loyal to PC gamers for decades, but suddenly AI data centers show up with their billion-dollar budgets and infinite appetite for DDR5, and now gamers can't afford a decent 32GB kit without selling a kidney. The betrayal is real. One day you're building a gaming rig for a reasonable price, the next day Nvidia's buying up all the RAM for their H100 clusters and you're stuck with 16GB wondering why your Chrome tabs are swapping to disk. At least data centers pay enterprise prices—gamers just get the emotional damage and inflated MSRPs.

Oh. My. GOD. That moment when you've been coding for 48 hours straight, fueled by nothing but energy drinks and sheer desperation, and suddenly your AI code assistant cuts you off because you've used up all your precious credits! 💀 You finally look at the absolute MONSTROSITY you've created with your own two hands and it's like meeting a demon spawn you don't even recognize! What IS this unholy abomination of nested if-statements and variable names like 'temp2Final_WORKS_DONTTOUCH'?! The primitive caveman brain takes over as you stare at your creation... confused unga bunga indeed. No AI to save you now, just you and your crimes against computer science!

ChatGPT might have a gun, but Linux users show up with a rocket launcher. That's the difference between asking AI for help and spending 15 years compiling kernels from source. Sure, AI can write your fizzbuzz solution, but nothing strikes fear into the heart of technology quite like someone who configures iptables for fun on weekends. The rest of us are just standing in the background wondering if we should learn Rust or just retire early.

When your sorting algorithm is just "Hey ChatGPT, can you sort this for me?" 🤣 Finally, a sorting algorithm with O(API_call) complexity! Sure, it might take 3 seconds instead of 0.000001, but why implement quicksort when you can outsource your basic CS skills to an AI that probably learned from the Stack Overflow answers you were too lazy to read? Next up: VibeSearch - for when binary search is just too much work.