I Would Rewrite

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! 😭 You start with ONE measly problem that's driving you insane. Then your sleep-deprived brain thinks, "ChatGPT will save me!" But PLOT TWIST! Now you're drowning in a sea of strawberry-themed errors because ChatGPT decided to hallucinate an entire fruit salad of solutions! Is it "strawberry" or "strawbery" or "strawberrrrrry"?! WHO KNOWS ANYMORE?! The AI doesn't! And now instead of fixing one problem, you're questioning your entire career choice while debugging AI-generated code that's about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. The circle of developer suffering is COMPLETE!

When your spouse couldn't care less about your AI obsession, but suddenly everyone at dinner wants to know about DeepSeek-R1! 😂 That awkward moment when you've been geeking out about the latest large language model for weeks at home to zero interest, and then BAM—your wife's friends actually want to hear your tech rambles! Finally, your moment to shine as the resident AI nerd has arrived! *frantically remembers all those GitHub stars and benchmark scores you memorized*

Copy-paste a single fetch() call to OpenAI's API with someone else's prompt template? Congratulations, you're now an "AI expert" with a LinkedIn bio update pending. The bar for AI expertise has never been lower. Literally just wrapping GPT-4 in an API call and stringifying some JSON makes you qualified to speak at conferences apparently. No understanding of embeddings, fine-tuning, or even basic prompt engineering required—just req.query.prompt straight into the model like we're playing Mad Libs with a $200 billion neural network. The "Is this a pigeon?" energy is strong here. Slap "AI-powered" on your resume and watch the recruiter messages roll in.

The eternal struggle with AI coding assistants! That moment when you're desperately trying to avoid Copilot's "helpful" suggestions because you know they'll introduce six new bugs that'll crash your entire project. It's like having a well-meaning but chaotic intern who keeps trying to "fix" your code while you physically try to block their keyboard access. The hands hovering defensively over the keyboard perfectly capture that "please stop helping me" energy every developer has felt when an AI decides to "optimize" perfectly functional code.

When someone innocently asks why you know Romanian geography so well, and you have to explain that implementing A* pathfinding means you've traversed every possible route between Bucharest and Cluj-Napoca about 47,000 times in your test cases. The chess board with the AI textbook is chef's kiss – because nothing says "I'm a normal person" like having Russell & Norvig's brick of a book memorized while your pathfinding algorithm treats European cities like graph nodes. Sure, you could just say you like geography, but where's the fun in hiding the fact that you've optimized heuristic functions using Romanian cities as your dataset? The Traveling Salesman Problem hits different when you're actually trying to visit every Romanian city in minimum time.

Ah yes, "vibe coding" - the revolutionary approach where you just stare judgmentally at your computer until it writes its own code out of sheer awkwardness. That skeptical expression perfectly captures the reaction of every engineer who's been told their job is being replaced by the latest buzzword. Next up: "energy programming" where you just burn incense near your laptop and manifest a working app.