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Chrome tabs and AI models - the two horsemen of RAM apocalypse. ChatGPT casually using 13.8 GB of memory like it's nothing, while your computer quietly weeps. Remember when we thought 4GB was excessive? Now our browsers are out here consuming memory like tech bros at an all-you-can-eat buffet. Your PC isn't running an AI assistant - it's financing its therapy sessions.

SWEET MOTHER OF DISRUPTION! This bingo card is basically every venture capitalist's wet dream turned into a horrifying reality check! 😱 Each square represents the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that is modern tech - from "only solves rich people problems" (because who cares about the poors?) to "bug causes death" (just a minor inconvenience for the shareholders). And don't get me started on "everything is a subscription" - my bank account is SCREAMING in monthly payment pain! The center square just being "ADS!" is the chef's kiss of digital dystopia. It's the free space because NOTHING in tech is actually free! They're either harvesting your data or your soul - usually both! Next startup pitch meeting, just bring this card and mark squares as the founder speaks. BINGO will happen faster than you can say "disruptive blockchain AI solution"!

While scientists fret about AI overlords, some of us have found a more practical solution to the robot uprising. Nothing says "checkmate, Skynet" like a well-aimed shower head to the motherboard. Sure, they might develop consciousness, but they haven't figured out waterproofing yet. The oldest IT solution in the book: have you tried turning it off and making it wet forever?

Ah yes, the classic corporate love triangle. CEOs staring longingly at the shiny new AI walking by, completely ignoring the loyal developers who've been building their products for half a decade. Nothing says "thanks for your service" like being dumped for the hot new technology that probably can't even center a div properly. Those 5-year veterans are sitting there with their legacy code knowledge while the boss is already planning the AI wedding. Commitment issues much?

The classic tech startup bait-and-switch! Some poor guy named Steve from Builder.io desperately trying to clarify "THIS IS A DIFFERENT COMPANY" while a satirical headline claims Builder.ai collapsed after revealing their "$1.5 BILLION AI UNICORN" was actually just... *checks notes*... Indian developers writing code manually. The irony is chef's-kiss perfect. Venture capitalists throwing billions at anything with ".ai" in the name while actual human programmers do the work behind the curtain. Meanwhile, Steve's just trying to enjoy his coffee without getting dragged into another company's PR nightmare because of domain name confusion. In 2023, just slap "AI" on your company name and watch the funding roll in! Who needs neural networks when you have perfectly good humans with keyboards?

When your code is on fire but you've already committed to the "move fast and break things" philosophy. The AI is like "no no no, everything is still bricked from your last change" and the developer's brilliant solution? "Great idea, let's build Dark Mode!" Because nothing says "I'm addressing the root problem" like slapping a new coat of paint on a burning building. It's the digital equivalent of putting a Band-Aid on a severed limb and saying "fixed it!" Classic developer priorities—who needs functional code when you can have aesthetic darkness?