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You ask ChatGPT to write a simple function and expect it to be done instantly, like some kind of code-generating deity. But no—you come back with your coffee and it's still thinking, still processing, still pretending it needs time to contemplate the meaning of your basic CRUD operation.
The audacity! We've been spoiled by AI that usually spits out code faster than we can say "stack overflow," so when it actually takes more than 10 seconds, we turn into entitled toddlers. "What do you mean you need TIME? I gave you a SIMPLE task!"
Meanwhile, the AI is probably generating a perfectly functional solution with documentation, error handling, and unit tests while you're standing there like an impatient god wondering why your digital servant hasn't finished yet.
