Impatience Memes

You know that compilation progress bar is lying to you, right? It says 22 seconds remaining, but your brain refuses to accept this as reality. Instead of waiting like a normal human being, you immediately alt-tab to check Slack, browse Reddit, reorganize your desktop icons, refactor a completely unrelated function, or start a philosophical debate about tabs vs spaces. Four minutes later, you realize the build finished 3 minutes and 38 seconds ago and now you've completely forgotten what you were even testing. The worst part? If the build actually took 4 minutes upfront, you'd grab coffee and feel productive. But those 22 seconds? They trigger some primal impatience that makes waiting physically impossible.