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Is This AI? No, It's Just An If-Then-Else

Is This AI? No, It's Just An If-Then-Else
The butterfly meme has evolved into the perfect representation of our current tech landscape. Non-technical executives pointing at literally any software and declaring "IS THIS AI?" while developers frantically try to explain that it's just a simple if-then-else statement they wrote in 15 minutes. The irony is delicious—we've been using conditional logic since the dawn of programming, but suddenly everything with decision-making capabilities gets the "AI" label slapped on it. Marketing departments worldwide just nodded in silent agreement.

Based On True Incidents

Based On True Incidents
Corporate strategy in 2024: Watch AI zoom by, panic, grab it mid-flight, then pretend you were steering it all along. CEOs worldwide mastering the art of the strategic pivot from "what's generative AI?" to "we've always been an AI-first company." Nothing says executive leadership like retrofitting the arrow of progress into your PowerPoint after it's already been fired.

Priorities Sorted (By Executive Golf Outings)

Priorities Sorted (By Executive Golf Outings)
Ah, the sacred corporate hierarchy in action. VP of Sales mutters something about a feature, and suddenly the entire dev roadmap gets thrown out the window. Never mind the months of planning, user research, or that critical security patch—some executive who just returned from a golf outing with a prospect has spoken. The PM's face says it all: dead inside but still professionally nodding. This is why we drink.