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When management says "we use Agile" but what they really mean is they've collected every project management buzzword like Pokémon cards and slapped them on the wall. SCRUM meetings? Check. Waterfall disguised as sprints? Double check. It's the corporate equivalent of saying you're a chef because you can microwave ramen.
The interviewer just wants honesty, but instead gets a tour through the project management methodology graveyard where Waterfall goes to pretend it's dead. Spoiler alert: it never dies, it just gets rebranded as "hybrid Agile" and haunts your daily standups that somehow last 45 minutes.
The "thank you" at the end is chef's kiss—because nothing says "I've heard enough red flags" quite like politely ending an interview early. At least they're honest about wanting honesty, which is more than we can say for that "Agile" team.
