When "Aggressive Deadlines" Take On A Whole New Meaning

Project management Startup culture Toxic workplace Coding under pressure Developer horror Modern slavery Extreme deadlines Agile gone wrong Tech exploitation Gambling apps

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When "Aggressive Deadlines" Take On A Whole New Meaning

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OH MY ACTUAL GOD! When someone said "find developers who work under pressure," this was NOT what they meant! These monsters literally kidnapped a programmer and forced him to code a gambling app while being TORTURED. Talk about the world's worst agile standup! "What's blocking you today?" "WELL, THE ACTUAL CHAINS, BRAD." 💀 This is startup culture gone completely feral—when "we need this shipped yesterday" becomes a literal hostage situation. The ultimate "client from hell" scenario that makes your micromanaging boss look like a saint!

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