Technically, All Meetings Could Be Knife Fights And Things Would Get Decided A Lot Faster ;P

You know that feeling when you're 45 minutes into a standup that was supposed to be 15 minutes, and Karen from marketing is still explaining why the button should be "sky blue" instead of "cerulean"? Yeah. The little duck gets it. Instead of another Zoom call that could've been a Slack message, just arm everyone with cutlery and let natural selection handle sprint planning. The Agile Manifesto never explicitly said "no weapons," so technically there's a loophole here. Would definitely make those architecture debates more... decisive. "Should we use microservices?" *unsheathes blade* "Meeting adjourned."