How To Code With No Bugs

management Code review Perfectionism Pair programming Coding anxiety Bug free Programming pressure

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How To Code With No Bugs

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Nothing says "bug-free code" like having four military officials with notepads watching your every keystroke. That developer's sweating bullets harder than a junior dev during their first code review. The ultimate "works on my machine" scenario - because nobody dares say otherwise when the boss is literally standing over your shoulder ready to "document" any failures. Talk about extreme pair programming!

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