The Code Is Documentation Enough

Behold, the most compelling evidence that Internet Explorer was literally killing people. As IE's market share dropped from 2006 to 2011, so did the murder rate! This is what statisticians call "correlation without causation" - or what I call "the perfect excuse to uninstall IE from your grandparents' computer." Maybe people were just less murderous when they weren't waiting 45 seconds for a webpage to load. Or perhaps Firefox and Chrome were secretly running crime prevention programs in the background.

Oh sweet summer child, you thought building environments was your biggest problem? HAHAHA! First they hit you with "build dev and prod environments" and you're like "sure, no biggie." Then they SLAP you with "no RBAC permissions" and you start sweating. But the FINAL BOSS? Having to submit a ticket for EVERY. SINGLE. PERMISSION. It's like trying to cook dinner but needing written approval to use each ingredient! "Dear IT overlords, may I please, pretty please, have permission to do THE JOB YOU HIRED ME FOR?!" And the deadline is next week? NEXT WEEK?! *hysterical laughter dissolves into quiet sobbing*

Content sadcypher were having online classes from now on and the struggle is real. took my robotics prof 15 minutes to unmute himself on skype sadcypher-rkive update: programming prof is streaming over twitch with a gaming headset and a corona beer. Most on brand thing ive ever seen Source: sadcypher 34,422 notes 17

Content XX1 Mathematicians: coders:

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