The Code Is Documentation Enough

Ah, the classic moral dilemma of tech careers! Top panel: struggling CompSci grad living in darkness, probably surviving on ramen and despair. Bottom panel: the same person transformed into a glorious angel warrior once defense contractors like Lockheed Martin, Boeing, and Rheinmetall slide into their DMs. Nothing says "I've compromised my youthful idealism" quite like going from "I want to change the world with code" to "I'll help build systems that make things go boom for the right salary package." Principles are just luxury items you sell when rent is due!

The eternal developer dilemma, visualized! That moment when you're knee-deep in bugs and some startup promises a magical "vibe-check" instead of actual debugging help. Meanwhile, the developers who should be fixing their code are turning their heads at shiny distractions while their project catches fire in the background. Every engineer knows that feeling when management suggests yet another pointless tool instead of hiring more devs or giving you actual time to fix the problem. No amount of "vibes" will fix that null pointer exception!

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