DARLING, I'm not just a developer, I'm a PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR with a LICENSE TO DISAPPOINT! 💅 Zero commits? Zero closed PRs? But SEVEN open user stories after the sprint?! The name's Bond. Unproductive Bond. My superpower is making it look like I'm working while accomplishing absolutely NOTHING. My sprint velocity is so negative it's breaking the laws of physics! Management still thinks I'm some kind of coding superhero when in reality I'm just playing Minesweeper in a terminal window. THE AUDACITY! THE DRAMA! THE COMPLETE LACK OF PRODUCTIVITY!
License To Disappoint: 007 Sprint Edition
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