Murphy's Law of Programming, illustrated perfectly. That elegant algorithm you crafted with tears and caffeine? Deleted in the next sprint. Meanwhile, that horrific spaghetti code you wrote at 2AM while questioning your career choices is somehow mission-critical and will outlive the heat death of the universe. And don't get me started on that feature you meticulously engineeredโthe one with unit tests, documentation, and even a little ASCII art comment. Current user count: a spectacular zero. But that weird bug you dismissed as "impossible"? It's waiting patiently to emerge during your big presentation, like some sort of digital performance anxiety. The universe doesn't just have a sense of humorโit has a vendetta against clean code.