The eternal battle between dark mode disciples and light mode heathens continues. This meme perfectly captures what happens when a developer who's been coding in dark mode for 12 straight hours accidentally clicks on a light mode app. Suddenly it's like staring directly into the sun while your retinas scream for mercy. Nothing says "I'm a real programmer" quite like having your IDE set to colors that make it look like you're hacking the Pentagon at 3 AM. Meanwhile, light mode users are out there living dangerously, one brightness setting away from temporary blindness.

The classic interview flex that falls completely flat. Interns strutting into interviews like they've conquered Mount Everest because they've solved some LeetCode problems, while Senior Developers couldn't care less about your algorithmic trophy collection. That 2000+ rating might impress your CS buddies, but in the trenches of production code, nobody's asking you to reverse a binary tree on a whiteboard at 3PM during a server meltdown. Real developers know that your ability to Google error messages and not break the build is worth ten times more than your fancy LeetCode rating.

The C language sitting there unchanged since 1970 while every other technology evolves is peak programmer Stockholm syndrome. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" taken to the extreme. Meanwhile, C++ and Java developers are having emotional breakdowns trying to keep up with new features and paradigms. C programmers just smugly sipping coffee with their pointers and memory leaks, completely unbothered by modern conveniences like garbage collection or user-friendly syntax. Why fix perfection? *coughs in buffer overflow*