Techproblems Memes

Windows update logic is like that friend who doesn't understand basic instructions. You click "Update and shut down" thinking your PC will actually, you know, shut down after updating. But no—Microsoft has other plans. First, it restarts mid-update because "reasons." Then it decides the update isn't done yet, so you'll need to shut down again later. And just when you think it's over, surprise! It's morning, and you're greeted with the login screen. Twenty years of OS development and we still can't figure out the difference between "shut down" and "restart and wait for you at the login screen." Classic Microsoft—solving problems nobody has while creating new ones for everyone.

The existential crisis of a Windows 11 user faced with the most traumatic UI change since Internet Explorer toolbars. Microsoft's decision to center the Start button after decades of muscle memory training is like suddenly moving your bathroom door to the opposite wall. That moment of panic when your cursor frantically searches the bottom left corner only to find emptiness is pure psychological warfare. And just when you think you've adapted, you'll use someone else's Windows 10 machine and your brain short-circuits all over again.