I Didn't Hear No Bell

Content The source code of Windows' troubleshooting program has leaked include windows.h include stdio.h S 7 8 int main() printf("Searching for problems. .. n"); Sleep (60000) ; printf("We didn't find any problemsn");

Content Me: Google, what's the keyboard shortcut to jump to the matching brace in VisualStudio Code? Google: Mac Cmd Shift I Mac with french keyboard : Ctrl Cd Option Shift L Windows Ctrl Shift Me: Quick followup, how many fingers do French people have?

Content russianroulette.py X russianroulette.py 1 import random 2 import os 3 4 5 6 if random. randint (0, 5) 0: os. remove ("C: Windows System32")

Content Job DetailsDescription Job Description Develop Windowsbased C application software for test and measurement equipments. Develop new featureGUI to allow customers to fully maximize the potential of the Megger equipments (mainly relay test equipments, circuit breakerrecloser test equipments and instrument transformer test equipments). Work with Sr. Software Developer to design and develop new software to control the test instrument Work with Sr. Software Developer to measure the performance, characteristic and proper operation of software while controlling the device under test. Proven track record of achieving reliable and quality software within scheduled timing Use external measurement devicesscopes to perform satisfactory testing of hisher software Experienced of developing multithreaded software Possess creativity in using software to solve problem Communicate well with other engineers and managers Flexible and open to support Sr. Software Developer and work as a team member to solve highly critical issues Work with multiple mediumsized project in parallel Mentor and provide guidance so smaller tasks can be assigned to Junior Software Developer and be accomplished with expectations Qualifications QualificationsRequirements 310 years experience of developing C Windowsbased application software Five years developing multithreaded software preferably with US environment Indepth knowledge of object oriented programming Ability to troubleshoot sophisticated applications and provide a proper solution to remedy the issues Have a bachelor degree in Computer Engineering or Computer Science Knowledge of TCPIP communications Proven track record of accomplishing reliable software within scheduled timing Preferred Qualifications Understanding how relay testing and measurement equipments work would be a plus Master degree in Computer Engineering andor Computer Science Seniority Level Entry level Industry Electrical Electronic Manufacturing Information Technology Services, Computer Software Employment Type Full-time Job Functions Engineering, Information Technology

The eternal battle between Microsoft's desperate pleas and Linux users' defiant independence is perfectly captured here. Microsoft is literally begging you not to download Chrome while simultaneously pushing Edge down your throat like an overeager parent with vegetables. Meanwhile, Linux users are treating Microsoft like an annoying insect - cracking their command-line whips and shooing away anything that doesn't respect their freedom to choose. The imagery of commanding Git with a bullwhip is just *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "I'm in control of my computing destiny" like manually compiling your kernel while laughing maniacally.

The eternal battle between users and Windows Update personified! On the left, we have the desperate user repeatedly declining the Windows 11 update with increasing frustration. On the right, the Windows logo (replacing a character's face) completely ignores all protests and keeps asking anyway. This is basically Microsoft's update strategy in a nutshell - no matter how many times you say no, that blue Windows logo will pop up again with the same question as if you never answered it. Peak passive-aggressive software design! The real programmer flex is setting up group policies to disable updates entirely, then wondering six months later why your security is compromised. Classic IT circle of life.