I Didn't Hear No Bell

Gearing up for the budget apocalypse! Nothing says "enterprise IT" like putting on a bomb suit to tell executives they need to fork over another 50% for VMware licenses while they simultaneously reject your migration requests due to "cost concerns." The irony is thicker than the blast-proof helmet. Ever since Broadcom's acquisition, IT departments worldwide have been practicing their explosion-resistant budget presentations. It's not a price increase—it's a "value adjustment opportunity."

Content SAY THE LINE, WINDOWS COMMAND PROMPT. LS IS NOT RECOGNIZED AS AN INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL COMMAND OPERABLE PROGRAM ORBATCHFILE

Visual Studio's autocomplete turning a simple comparison operator into a bitshift monstrosity is the digital equivalent of asking for a hammer and receiving a nuclear warhead. The editor's overzealous "helpfulness" transforms if (a into if (a > b) faster than you can say "undo." Nothing like watching your innocent conditional suddenly become a bizarre bitwise operation that'll have your compiler laughing at you behind your back.

Content IT NEWS Firefox has discovered a security breach in Windows

Ah, the golden age of dial-up internet, when downloading a single executable meant you could start it before dinner and hope it finished before retirement. 4.61 KB/sec transfer rate and 39 years remaining? That's not a download, that's a digital inheritance plan for your grandchildren. The best part was the download would inevitably fail at 98% because someone picked up the phone.

Content Job DetailsDescription Job Description Develop Windowsbased C application software for test and measurement equipments. Develop new featureGUI to allow customers to fully maximize the potential of the Megger equipments (mainly relay test equipments, circuit breakerrecloser test equipments and instrument transformer test equipments). Work with Sr. Software Developer to design and develop new software to control the test instrument Work with Sr. Software Developer to measure the performance, characteristic and proper operation of software while controlling the device under test. Proven track record of achieving reliable and quality software within scheduled timing Use external measurement devicesscopes to perform satisfactory testing of hisher software Experienced of developing multithreaded software Possess creativity in using software to solve problem Communicate well with other engineers and managers Flexible and open to support Sr. Software Developer and work as a team member to solve highly critical issues Work with multiple mediumsized project in parallel Mentor and provide guidance so smaller tasks can be assigned to Junior Software Developer and be accomplished with expectations Qualifications QualificationsRequirements 310 years experience of developing C Windowsbased application software Five years developing multithreaded software preferably with US environment Indepth knowledge of object oriented programming Ability to troubleshoot sophisticated applications and provide a proper solution to remedy the issues Have a bachelor degree in Computer Engineering or Computer Science Knowledge of TCPIP communications Proven track record of accomplishing reliable software within scheduled timing Preferred Qualifications Understanding how relay testing and measurement equipments work would be a plus Master degree in Computer Engineering andor Computer Science Seniority Level Entry level Industry Electrical Electronic Manufacturing Information Technology Services, Computer Software Employment Type Full-time Job Functions Engineering, Information Technology