But Why Would They Do Something Like That?

The corporate world's dirty little secret: why learn fancy languages when Excel macros will make you the office wizard? Non-IT folks don't care about your elegant Python algorithms—they just want their spreadsheets to stop crashing. VBA might be the programming equivalent of using a hammer to screw in a nail, but damn if it doesn't get you immediate results while the "real programmers" are still setting up their development environments. SQL queries in Access might make database engineers cry, but nothing says job security like being the only person who can make the ancient accounting system spit out quarterly reports.

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Ah, the classic tale of the tech-illiterate conspiracy theorist who thinks they've uncovered the grand Microsoft deception. System32 is literally just the core Windows directory containing critical system files—delete it and congratulations, you've bricked your computer! The December 31, 1969 date is actually Unix epoch time (January 1, 1970 UTC) minus a timezone offset—basically the computer equivalent of "the beginning of time." It's what systems show when a file has no valid timestamp. But sure, go ahead and "save yourself 700kb" by deleting essential system files. I'm sure your computer will run so much faster in its new state as an expensive paperweight.

The eternal tech support cycle in four panels. Someone asks how to do something on PC, the "expert" smugly responds with keyboard shortcuts (Alt+F4), and then... silence. Why? Because Alt+F4 closes your active window/application immediately. It's the digital equivalent of telling someone the best way to clean their car is with sandpaper. The third panel shows the moment of realization that they've been bamboozled into closing whatever they were working on. Classic programmer hazing ritual that never gets old... unless you're on the receiving end.

Console gamers are getting absolutely destroyed right now. Xbox raising prices, $80 games becoming the norm, and Nintendo charging $499 for a Mario Kart bundle? Meanwhile, the PC gaming prophet descends from the heavens with his divine message: "Don't worry and come to PC, you can trust me." Sure, you'll need to sell a kidney for a graphics card, but at least you won't be paying $70 for a game that goes on sale for $12 three months later on Steam. The PC Master Race welcomes another batch of console refugees with open, angelic wings.

When your OS and GPU are about to become digital fossils in the same month. Windows 10 and NVIDIA's GTX 9/10 series are getting the "it's not you, it's me" treatment in October. Millions of perfectly functional systems suddenly crying out in terror before being silenced by obsolescence. The ultimate tech bro handshake of doom—united in their mutual journey to the software graveyard while your wallet quietly weeps in the corner.