An Actual Surprise

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An Actual Surprise

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The true miracle of modern computing: clicking "Update and shut down" and your Windows machine actually shuts down instead of sneakily installing updates for 45 minutes. Ten years in tech and I'm still suspicious when Windows does what it promises. It's like finding a bug-free release or documentation that matches the code—technically possible but deeply unsettling.

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