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Death? Inconvenient. But letting your coworkers think you're available for a 4PM sync? Unforgivable. The modern corporate afterlife requires proper status management. IT won't approve your heavenly bandwidth unless your Teams status is properly set to "Permanently OOO." Just imagine the Slack notifications in the casket. *ping* "Hey, noticed you're online. Quick question..."

The corporate escalation from digital to physical threats is just *chef's kiss*. Top image shows a bootleg Windows 7 on a USB stick labeled as "anti-piracy software" - the irony being it's clearly a pirated copy with Chinese text. Below we have actual naval weaponry labeled "anti-piracy hardware" - because apparently when software DRM fails, the next logical step is literal cannons. Microsoft's evolution from "please don't copy our software" to "we have weaponry and we're not afraid to use it." The software industry's final form isn't better code - it's maritime warfare.

The eternal battle between local storage purists and cloud services! The meme shows a person desperately trying to keep their files offline while OneDrive lurks menacingly with a knife, ready to sync everything to the cloud with that innocent "Let's finish setting up" prompt. Microsoft's OneDrive is notorious for its persistence—popping up during Windows setup, after updates, and randomly throughout your computing life. It's like that clingy friend who won't take "no" for an answer when they suggest backing up your entire Documents folder to their server farm. Meanwhile, you're just trying to maintain control over your digital life without surrendering to the cloud overlords. The knife is a nice touch—representing how OneDrive will absolutely murder your bandwidth when it decides to sync 50GB of files you never wanted online in the first place.

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