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Oh. My. God. The TRAUMA of JavaScript's type coercion bringing a grown developer to tears! 😭 The absolute HORROR of "10"-1 = 9 because JavaScript just decides strings with numbers should be numbers when it feels like it! The AUDACITY! And then TypeScript swoops in like the helicopter parent we never knew we needed, wrapping us in a warm blanket of strict typing and whispering "there, there, I won't let the bad implicit conversions hurt you anymore." DRAMATIC RESCUE COMPLETE! 💅

The eternal promise of documentation vs. the crushing reality. You spend hours debugging some obscure error, finally surrender your ego and check the docs, only to find such helpful gems as "returns a value if successful" or my personal favorite: "this function does what it's supposed to do." Thanks for nothing. The only thing more useless than bad documentation is the mandatory team-building exercise where Dave from accounting tells us about his weekend kayaking trip.

When Google asks for a "strong password," and you take it literally with HTML tags. Technically correct—the best kind of correct. The password field contains <strong><h1>Password</h1></strong> which is indeed a very "strong" password according to HTML semantics. Security experts hate this one weird trick.

A pig wallowing in mud with "O,RLY?" at the top is the perfect metaphor for modern software development. What starts as elegant code inevitably turns into bloated, subscription-based garbage swimming in a sea of dark patterns and unnecessary features. Remember when apps were just... apps? Now they're "experiences" that demand your firstborn child and lifetime data rights. The "O,RLY?" is that perfect sarcastic response when some PM tells you "users want this" while shoving another analytics package into your once-beautiful codebase. The circle of software life: useful → profitable → ruined. Tale as old as time.

Frontend: Beautiful sunny meadow, parent playfully lifting child, everything is perfect and serene. Backend: LITERAL APOCALYPSE. Same parent, same child, but now there's explosions, destruction, and the parent has transformed into a sleep-deprived monster just trying to keep everything from collapsing. When companies advertise "fullstack developer," they really mean "we want you to make pretty buttons AND prevent our entire infrastructure from imploding simultaneously." It's like asking someone to be both a wedding photographer and a bomb disposal technician. Sure, technically possible, but one job involves making things look nice and the other involves screaming internally while cutting wires.

THE ABSOLUTE CHAOS of JavaScript frameworks! First you're learning Next.js and feeling all smart, then someone mentions Nest.js and your brain short-circuits. "Wait, did I hear that wrong?" NOPE! They're COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! And just when you've sorted those two out—BOOM—Nuxt.js crashes the party! By the fourth panel, your soul has left your body and you're questioning every life decision that led you to web development. The JavaScript ecosystem is basically a cruel practical joke where they just add and remove letters to frameworks to watch developers slowly lose their sanity! 🙃