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The eternal product development paradox in four panels! When a product manager demands a flashy new feature, developers ask the reasonable question: "Do our users actually need this?" Then comes the power move—the PM dramatically declares "Look at me. I am the user" with the intensity of someone who's never opened the app outside a demo. This is basically every feature prioritization meeting where actual user research got replaced by executive gut feelings. The "I am the user" declaration is the software development equivalent of "because I said so" from your childhood.

Ah, the distinguished gentleman frog has achieved what most developers only dream of—escaping bandwidth purgatory. While the rest of us are debugging code at 3 MB/s, this amphibian aristocrat is hopping into fiber optic paradise where pages load before you even think about clicking them. The formal announcement style is what makes this perfect. Nothing says "I've transcended your peasant-tier internet" quite like dressing up as a 19th-century dignitary to announce your technological superiority. It's basically the networking equivalent of pushing to production on Friday and nothing breaking. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for my Docker image to download. Maybe in another century.

The four-stage grief cycle of programming: Write code with naive optimism Run it and watch your hopes evaporate Realize your code is a perfect mirror of your chaotic mind Curl up in fetal position as the existential dread sets in Ten years into my career and I still cycle through these stages at least twice before lunch. The only difference now is I keep tissues at my desk and my therapist on speed dial.

The only personality test that actually matters in tech. Forget whether you're a Virgo or Gemini—your choice between JetBrains Mono and Fira Code reveals more about your soul than any horoscope could. Nothing sparks more religious wars in a dev team than font preferences. The Fira Code fanatics with their ligature obsession, the MonoLisa users who somehow justified spending actual money on a font, and that one weird senior dev still using Comic Sans "ironically." The truth is we all spend more time staring at these glyphs than at our families. Might as well pick one that makes those 3am debugging sessions slightly less soul-crushing.

Nothing like family members who think web development is just dragging a few buttons around for an hour. Dad's out here brokering £500 deals for a "normal screen size" website while his kid is wondering if this requires a full CMS, e-commerce integration, or just 47 revisions of "make the logo bigger." The best part? Dad has absolutely no idea what goes into building a website but is confidently volunteering his child's expertise like it's a quick favor. That £500 will cover about 1/10th of the therapy needed after the client says "I want it to be like Amazon but better."

The evolution of web development in four panels! Started with the innocent dream of "build the internet" - so pure, so simple. Then we added some HTML/CSS because, you know, websites should look pretty. But then... oh no... the JavaScript framework apocalypse struck! Now we're all frantically learning 17 new frameworks before breakfast just to stay employable. Remember when you could just FTP a single HTML file to a server and call it a day? Now you need 4GB of node_modules to display "Hello World". The modern web: where your simple todo app requires more computing power than NASA used to reach the moon.