Neovim Memes

The bell curve of developer evolution: first you're a happy VSCode user with an IQ of 55, blissfully unaware of vim keybindings. Then you evolve into a crying, suffering Neovim zealot at IQ 100, spending more time configuring your editor than actually coding. Finally, you transcend to galaxy brain status at IQ 145 and return to VSCode because life's too short to spend 6 months customizing your init.lua. The true enlightenment isn't the tool—it's knowing when to stop tinkering and just ship the damn code.

THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of explaining to your Neovim-obsessed friend why their precious "lightweight" text editor is somehow devouring 2GB of RAM while doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 💀 Like, honey, if I wanted something to eat all my resources while sitting idle, I'd just install Chrome! Your terminal-based minimalist editor with 500 plugins, custom Lua configurations, and language servers is basically an IDE in denial. The conspiracy board in the background is just *chef's kiss* perfect for mapping out this relationship between Neovim and your RAM.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute tragedy of every Neovim convert's life! 😭 There you are, being PEER PRESSURED by some terminal zealot who swears Neovim will change your life if you just add 47 more plugins, configure 239 more settings, and memorize keyboard shortcuts that require you to contort your fingers like a professional pianist with a vendetta. Meanwhile, you're drowning in tears trying to remember how to save a file without accidentally launching a nuclear missile. The endless promise of "just one more config" is the biggest lie since "I've read and agree to the terms of service." Your IDE is RIGHT THERE, silently judging you as you spiral into dot-file madness!

The eternal addict's bargaining of every developer who claims their text editor will eventually rival VS Code after "just one more plugin." Neovim users are particularly guilty of this behavior—installing 47 plugins to get functionality VS Code ships with out of the box, then spending 3 days configuring it all in Lua just to feel superior while editing the same 5 files. The tears really sell the desperation.