Thank You TypeScript (For The Verbal Abuse)

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Thank You TypeScript (For The Verbal Abuse)

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The classic developer redemption arc—starts with "TypeScript is just overhyped junk" and ends with religious devotion. Sure, TS saved you from production bugs, but at what cost? Your dignity, apparently. Nothing says "spiritual awakening" quite like being violently reminded that string | null isn't assignable to number. It's like having a personal compiler bodyguard who follows you around slapping nonsensical type assignments out of your hands while calling you names. The relationship between developers and TypeScript is basically Stockholm syndrome with better error messages.

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