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Content Hi 8:52AMJ Tech Support Tech support, How may I help you? 8:53 AM Hi, I've got a problem. Your program is telling me to get a pet snake. I don't want one. 8:53 AM J Tech Support Excuse me? 8:54 AM It's giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it. 8:54 AM J Tech Support Read the message to me please. 8:55 AM Error: Python required to run the script. 8:55 AM

The duality of programming existence captured perfectly! When you're coding for fun, you're SpongeBob sitting pretty in a comfy chair with that "I've got all the time in the world" grin. But the moment it's for a school assignment? Suddenly you're post-apocalyptic SpongeBob living in squalor, questioning your life choices and wondering if your code will compile before the heat death of the universe. The transformation from "I'll build a neural network that predicts cat behavior" to "Dear God, please let this for-loop work" happens faster than you can say "syntax error." This is why deadlines and programming mix about as well as water and sodium.

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