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Who Did This
Testing Databases Backend
2 months ago 20.3K views 0 shares
whoDidThis | test-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, password-memes, security-memes, tested-memes, production-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The schema migration script took down production! Who did this? Boss It caused a deadlock We should've tested it Passwords exposed? No time for staging. It was urgent. 0 00 Dev DBA Security

I always say these in that order
Debugging Testing
2 months ago 22.3K views 0 shares
I always say these in that order | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, test-memes, virus-memes, machine-memes, version-memes, data-memes, hardware-memes, tested-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs don't work.. 20. That's weird. 19. It's never done that before. 18. It worked yesterday. 17. How is that possible? 16. It must be a hardware problem. 15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? 14. There has to be something funky in your data 13. I haven't touched that module in weeks! 12. You must have the wrong version. 11. It's just some unlucky coincidence. 10. I can't test everything! 9. THIS can't be the source of THAT. 8. It works, but it hasn't been tested. 7. Somebody must have changed my code. 6. Did you check for a virus on your system? 5. Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? 4. You can't use that version on your system. 3. Why do you want to do it that way? 2. Where were you when the program blew up? 1. It works on my machine.

you have tested the site in IE?
Linux Testing
3 months ago 7.7K views 1 shares
you have tested the site in IE? | test-memes, internet explorer-memes, cli-memes, internet-memes, tested-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper client: and you've tested the site in internet explorer? me ...yes. GIF 5:30 PM 27 Jun 17 1,858 RETWEETS 3,816 LIKES

Spinners go brrrrr
Testing Frontend
4 months ago 3.6K views 0 shares
Spinners go brrrrr | web-memes, test-memes, animation-memes, tested-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AskReddit EI CM 14h What is just a placebo effect but most people don't realize? 53.2k 17035 comments L hibikikun 4479 8h Loading spinners on web pages. I once had a user complain to me a web app was too slow (and it was pretty fast). So I tested him by making the animation spinner spin much faster. He went to my boss to praise me how much faster the web app was. (spin.js is what i was using)

Scrum Masters Guide To Tech
StackOverflow Testing
4 months ago 17.1K views 0 shares
scrumMastersGuideToTech | tech-memes, design-memes, stack-memes, test-memes, data-memes, algorithm-memes, algorithms-memes, tested-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, big data-memes, fullstack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content DON'T SAY Technical debt X Data XEntire IT department XI don't know how this works X Deprecated SAY Iterative design process V Big Data Fullstack Dev Uses advanced algorithms Tried and tested

Has Worked On My Super Computer
Testing
5 months ago 9.8K views 0 shares
hasWorkedOnMySuperComputer | computer-memes, tech-memes, threads-memes, concurrent-memes, test-memes, list-memes, tested-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content lucasa meyer g 1d When the CTO says "it worked on my computer" Tech Threads Elon Musk X elonmusk Follow We tested the system with 8 million concurrent listeners earlier today 4.2k 125 () 120 ProgrammerHumoro

Last-ever programming book just released by Oreilly
Programming Testing
5 months ago 6.7K views 0 shares
Last-ever programming book just released by Oreilly | programming-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, test-memes, release-memes, tested-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Deploying untested code at break-neck speeds Essential Copying and Pasting from ChatGPT O'REILLY The Practical Developer

Quick Throw It Away
Debugging Testing
7 months ago 7.5K views 0 shares
quickThrowItAway | software-memes, computer-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, software engineer-memes, designer-memes, test-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, list-memes, fix-memes, blockchain-memes, tested-memes, IT-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ASKING AIRCRAFT DESIGNERS ABOUT AIRPLANE SAFETY: NOTHING IS EVER FOOLPROOF, BUT MODERN AIRLINERS ARE INCREDIBLY RESILIENT. FLYING IS THE SAFEST WAY 10 TRAVEL. ASKING BUILDING ENGINEERS ABOUT ELEVATOR SAFETY: ELEVATORS ARE PROTECTED BY MULTIPLE TRIED-AND-TESTED FAILSAFE MECHANISMS. THEY'RE NEARLY INCAPABLE OF FALLING. ASKING SOFTWARE ENGINEERS ABOUT COMPUTERIZED VOTING: THAT'S TERRIFYING. WAIT, REALLY? DON'T TRUST VOTING SOFTWARE AND DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU IT'S SAFE. WHY? I DON'T QUITE KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS, BUT OUR ENTIRE FIELD IS BAD AT WHAT WE DO, AND IF YOU RELY ON US, EVERYONE WILL DIE. THEY SAY THEY'VE FIXED IT WITH SOMETHING CALLED "BLOCKCHAIN." AAAAA!!! WHATEVER THEY SOLD YOU, DON'T TOUCH IT. BURY IT IN THE DESERT. WEAR GLOVES. Prodrammer-umor.io

Painfully Incorrect Revision Resources
Testing Backend
7 months ago 3.5K views 0 shares
painfullyIncorrectRevisionResources | programmer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, program-memes, test-memes, security-memes, rest-memes, date-memes, object-memes, tested-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, open source-memes, source code-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Open source vs closed source Source code is written by a programmer and refers to object code before it has been compiled. When software is described to be 'open source' or 'closed source', this refers to whether or not the source code is accessible to the public. Definition Open source Open source code can be used by anyone without a license and is distributed with the source code. Advantages Can be modified and improved by anyone Technical support from online community Can be modified and sold on Disadvantages Support available online may be insufficient or incorrect. No user manuals. Lower security as may not be developed in a controlled environment Closed Source Closed source code requires the user to hold an appropriate license to use it. Users cannot access the source code as the company owns the copyright license. Thorough, regular and well-tested updates Company owning software provides expert support and user manuals. High levels of security as developed professionally. License restricts how many people can use the software at once Users cannot modify and improve software themselves

Unit Test Coverage
Testing
9 months ago 3.5K views 0 shares
unitTestCoverage | test-memes, unit test-memes, class-memes, tested-memes, tests-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "We need more unit tests. 100 coverage. public class PropertyBag untested public int Id get;set; Manager Dave Dave remembered to the minute the instant he stopped caring. Test public void IdGetterReturnsId() var sut new PropertyBag); sut.Id 42; var result sut.ld; Assert.AreEqual(result, 42) Programmer

Continuous Deployment
Testing
9 months ago 2.4K views 0 shares
continuousDeployment | test-memes, tested-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content kusho.co you tested it before deploying to prod right?

Erm... we're they not welcome before?
Javascript AWS php Python Java
10 months ago 39.3K views 0 shares
Erm... we're they not welcome before? | developer-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, backend-memes, aws-memes, back end-memes, test-memes, mysql-memes, node-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, git-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, pandas-memes, database-memes, postgresql-memes, algorithm-memes, api-memes, blockchain-memes, bitcoin-memes, ethereum-memes, tested-memes, postgres-memes, saas-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content X Back End Developer THRESHOLD United Kingdom (Remote) Job Description No recruiter . Female applicants are welcome. THRESHOLD it a B2B SaaS business helping crypto companies manae their diort al assets. We are scaling and looking for switched-on driven professionals who want to grow and help accelerate our growth. Your role will include: Identify suitable API data providers for a range of blockchains Integrate APIs to the existing backend system Design and implement improvements to the existing backend system Contribute readable, well tested, and well-documented code Requirements: Experience with Python (incl. Pandas) Experience with Database such as MySQL, PostgreSQL Experience with API integration Experience with Linux Fluency in English, another language is a bonus Strong skills in problem-solving, algorithm design and data structure desian Strong communication and teamwork skills. Good to have: Experience with public blockchains such as Bitcoin and Ethereum Experience with other backend technologies such as NodeJs, PHP, GO, Java Experience working on AWS Understanding of smart contracts Understanding of ETH layer 2