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Oh, the sweet false security of unit tests on leap day! You're all confident when the boss messages you because you actually wrote tests for once. Then February 29th rolls around and your date handling logic implodes spectacularly. Nothing says "I'm a professional developer" quite like your app crashing every four years because you hardcoded month lengths or forgot leap year logic exists. The calendar: nature's way of trolling programmers since the beginning of time.

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Content Richard's guide to software development "O" 80 HOW THE SOFTWARE IS DESIGNED. 14 HOW MUCH TIME HAS TO BE SPENT ON EACH PART. HOW THE SOFTWARE LOOKS BEFORE THE BETA TEST. HOW THE SOFTWARE LOOKS AFTER THE BETA TES ? HOW THE SOFTWARE S ADVERTISED WHAT THE CUSTOMER REALLY WANTED. I STILL LIKE YOU ANYWAY, TOOT: HOW THE SOFTWARE LOOKS TWO VEOSIONS I ATEO. Sandra and Woo by Oliver Knrzer (writer) and Powree artist) - www.sandraandwoo.com

Content Nick Craver O NickCraver "How's the US handling Coronavirus?" "Okay so imagine you shut off all the error logging in production" "Yeah..?" "That's it." 12:35 PM Mar 11, 2020 Twitter for iPhone