Trust Me I Get It

The eternal dev cycle in its purest form: "Fixed bugs. Added more bugs to fix later." Nothing captures the essence of programming quite like solving one problem while simultaneously creating your next week's workload. It's like a self-sustaining ecosystem of job security! The best part is the 4.9 star rating—proof that users have no idea what horrors lurk beneath that minimalist interface. This is basically every GitHub commit message if developers were actually honest.

Content Post Eloff eloffd 18h Oh JavaScript... Can someone explain this one to me? index.js X 1 console. log (new RegExp (). test ( 'mom')) ; 2 console. log (new RegExp () . test ('dad")) true false Default: node index.js X 151 17 214 1.8K th 378K " I t7 Sean Baxter reposted reluctant dwarf WillIAmLegend If someone wants a serious answer: 1. O gets converted to '(object Object' by JS 2. square brackets means "match any single character within the brackets" 3. "mom" matches the "o", but "dad" doesn't match any of the characters in "obiect Obiect" 2:23 AM Mar 20, 2024 19.7K Views 20 1734 1.1K 65

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Oh. My. God. That feeling when your code is the final boss and you're just a sleep-deprived dev with the reflexes of a sedated sloth! 😭 The absolute TRAGEDY of watching your program obliterate your dignity after you've missed every single opportunity to catch that exception. Five parries?! FIVE?! Your debugging skills have officially left the chat, and now you're just sitting there, accepting your fate with the thousand-yard stare of someone who's forgotten what sunlight looks like. The worst part? You'll do it all again tomorrow because apparently, we're all gluttons for punishment in this profession!

Look at that broken plastic piece being repurposed as a hook. That's basically the coding equivalent of: "Hey, that null pointer exception is actually super useful for detecting when the user does something stupid!" Every senior dev has that moment where they stare at their janky workaround and think, "Ship it. It's not a bug anymore—it's an undocumented feature with character." Bonus points if you add a cryptic comment like // Don't touch this. It works. I don't know why.