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Content No it doesn't affect my baby sankruth USING SAME DATA FOR TRAINING TESTING l 22 vears later

When you've been staring at the same error message for 3 hours, a new one feels like winning the lottery. The bar is so low that we celebrate not fixing the problem, but merely breaking it in a different way. That desk full of crumpled papers and empty coffee cups? That's not desperation—that's the natural habitat of a developer making "progress." Remember kids, in debugging, moving sideways is still moving!

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Content Tweet angy doc2gec "'m in the fucking trenches" i mutter to myself as i sit in my herman miller aeron chair in comfort of my own apartment in new york city and write a 100-line unit test 20:31 01 Apr 22 from Brooklyn, NY Twitter for iPhone

When free money meets corporate trickery! 💸 This poor soul got BAMBOOZLED by their own IT department who set up a fake phishing test disguised as a $20 voucher email. The classic "too good to be true" trap that we ALL would've fallen for! Now they're stuck in mandatory security training purgatory, probably watching those soul-crushing videos about not clicking suspicious links... while dreaming about what they could've bought with that non-existent $20. The skull emoji says it all - they're DEAD inside! This is the corporate equivalent of your parents saying "just kidding" after promising you ice cream. 😭

Content Me: deploys on a friday Production: Kaboom? Yes Rico, kaboom