This is what happens when you code in C too much

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): os.syal FUNNY GOLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

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The AUDACITY of this truth bomb! 💣 Programmers and their time estimates are like unicorns riding rainbows—pure fantasy! That smug little smile in the second panel is SENDING ME. It's the universal "I've been working on this 'quick fix' for 7 hours and now I'm questioning my entire career choice" face. The bug that was supposed to take an hour has now become your toxic relationship partner that you can't break up with. And the project manager keeps asking for "quick updates" like they're ordering fast food. HONEY, this isn't a drive-thru, it's a CRIME SCENE where logic and time estimation went to DIE! 💀