The Self-Service Bug Fix

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Content When your boss tells you that production is down on April 1st, then you realize they're not kidding DEVPUNS

Day 1 of a project: "I'm going to write beautiful, clean code with proper documentation and test coverage." Day 30 of the same project with 7 new requirements and 3 shifted deadlines: "Just make the damn thing work and we'll fix it in version 2." The customers don't care about your elegant architecture—they just want to see something flashy that doesn't immediately crash.

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Content 8) uGrievousNix 4h 1 01 01 A software tester walks into a bar. Walks into a bar Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. "Qwertyuiop" beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar goes up in flames. 59 ProdrammerHumor.io 1 Share Award

Skip code review? No problem! Just sit back and watch the dumpster fire unfold in production instead. Nothing quite like that 3 AM call when everything's imploding because someone thought their untested spaghetti code was "good enough." The best debugging sessions are always the ones where customers are your QA team and your boss is breathing down your neck. It's fine. This is fine.