The Self-Service Bug Fix

Content Our entire software validation stack fucking sucks. What do we do about it? Automation! let's abandon our reliance on ancient unsupported legacy infrastructure. We should unifu around a common set of industry standard tools We should require unit tests to provide even just double digit code coverage. let's package our repos so they can be deployed in containerized environments. Do code Document our external devendenciesa

Content Yesterday at 10:07 PM i just programmed something without getting any errors Yesterday at 10:31 PM nVm

Asking how to check LLM code quality without being an expert is like asking how to check if your parachute works without jumping out of a plane. The irony is delicious - you're using an LLM to ask how to evaluate LLM-generated code. It's the digital equivalent of asking a toddler if they think they should have more candy. The answer is always "yes" and always suspiciously in their favor.

Content THEN Arran The reason it took so long to get functional computers is a signed 32-bit INT datestamp can only go as early as 1901 Before then computers would always error out, confounding scientists who didn't know about the UNIX epoch yet.

Content notnotalexbates 4w tHe CoDe DoCuMeNtS ItSeLf 65 likes Reply un ratonlaveur 2w notnotalexbates rigHt, AnD iF yOu DoN't UnDeRsTaNd iT's A yOU pRoBIEm 5 likes Reply privettoli 1w Quality tests and readable implementation are the only documentation a good engineer should need. 3 likes Reply

The perfect metaphor for software deployment doesn't exi— That confident "Yeah, probably..." followed by a LITERAL EXPLOSION nine seconds later is the most accurate representation of production releases I've ever seen. It's that special moment when your PM asks "Is the release ready?" and you say "Sure!" while frantically trying to remember if you tested that one edge case where the user inputs their name in Klingon while standing on one foot. SpaceX rockets and software deployments share the same two possible outcomes: spectacular success or spectacular failure. There is no in-between. At least rocket scientists expect explosions occasionally - developers are just expected to cry quietly in the server room.