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The Lazy Developer's Guide To Variable Naming
Programming Debugging Testing
1 day ago 120.9K views 0 shares
The Lazy Developer's Guide To Variable Naming
The true chaotic evil of programming: naming variables like you're labeling test tubes in a mad scientist's lab. "What does a1 do?" "No idea, but it breaks production if you change it." Meanwhile, the QA team gets to play detective with zero clues, trying to figure out why everything works perfectly until it suddenly doesn't. The real adventure isn't the code—it's the archaeological dig through someone else's variable naming scheme.

Must Be An Intern
Debugging Devops Programming Testing Frontend
2 months ago 208.4K views 0 shares
Must Be An Intern
Ah, the classic "forgot to replace the template variables" bug. Someone at Amazon just pushed to production without testing their notification system. Now millions of users get to see the raw template code instead of their actual cashback amount. This is why we do code reviews, folks. And why senior devs drink so much coffee. Somewhere right now, a developer is frantically trying to hotfix this while their manager asks, "But how could this happen?" Meanwhile, the QA team is just pointing at their ignored test reports from last week.

The Lion Does Not Concern Himself With Merely 2 Failing Tests
Testing Devops Agile Programming Debugging
3 months ago 206.0K views 1 shares
The Lion Does Not Concern Himself With Merely 2 Failing Tests
Just pushed 47 failing tests to production and went home for the weekend. Kings don't lose sleep over peasant concerns like test coverage. Monday's problem now. The QA team can join my "prayer circle" Slack channel if they need me.