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The Future Of Jobs Is Now

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Oh honey, they've done it! They've finally found the most pretentious way to say "QA Engineer" without actually saying it! 💅 "Vibe Code Tester" is what happens when a startup's HR department snorts three lines of buzzword bingo and decides traditional job titles are sooooo 2010.

Next thing you know, they'll be asking for "Code Emotion Analysts" and "Syntax Feng Shui Consultants" with 10+ years experience in a framework that was invented yesterday. The future isn't AI replacing us—it's us desperately trying to sound irreplaceable!

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