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BREAKING NEWS: Developers have found a way to power ENTIRE CITIES with their rage! The top shows a bracelet converting stress to electricity, but the BOTTOM? That's just a developer working on legacy code - LITERALLY BURSTING INTO FLAMES! 🔥 Legacy code doesn't just drain your soul, it turns you into a human generator! Forget solar panels, just assign your junior dev to that 15-year-old codebase with zero documentation and watch them power the eastern seaboard. Pure. Chaotic. Energy.

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The AUDACITY of finding a typo in documentation! There you are, struggling with some obscure API for 3 hours, and suddenly—GASP—you spot it! That missing semicolon or misspelled parameter that's been RUINING YOUR LIFE! The pure VINDICATION of knowing it wasn't your fault all along! You transform into a documentation vigilante, pointing at the error like it personally insulted your entire coding ancestry. Time to screenshot this bad boy and share it with your team with the most passive-aggressive "interesting documentation" message humanly possible.

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The eternal cat and mouse game between developers and bugs. You spend hours wielding your debugging tools like Tom with his frying pan, confident you're about to smash that elusive issue... only for the bug to dance just out of reach with that smug Jerry smile. Ten breakpoints, five console.log statements, and three energy drinks later, you're still swinging at air while the bug practically waves at you from production. The worst part? It'll probably disappear the moment your senior dev walks by, then reappear as soon as they leave.