S/M Driven Development

Ah, the magical world of "vibe coding" - where efficiency means creating catastrophic inefficiency at unprecedented speed! Two engineers casually generating enough technical debt to keep 50 engineers employed for the next decade. It's like watching arsonists brag about how quickly they can burn down a forest. "Look at us being so productive with our unreadable one-liners and zero documentation!" Meanwhile, future developers are already updating their résumés because they sense a disturbance in the codebase. Remember kids, technical debt is like regular debt except your bank is the grim reaper of software projects, and he always collects with interest.

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Content LIFE OF A PROGRAMMER No hugs kisses, only bugs fixes No dates, only updates No Crush, only crash No 69, only fix the line No romance, only maintenance No hugging, only debugging (TES No rest, only test No smile, only compile No one trustable, only variable

Content Delete an unused line of code - Comment that line out - Compile - Run tests -Keep it commented out lust in case

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Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper Remember, a few hours of trial and error can save you several minutes of looking at the README. 2:11 AM 07 Nov 18