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Content Fixing errors in your C program all night and it's still full of errors but you have to turn something in. made this one with my tears.

The corporate hierarchy of bug fixing, illustrated as a chess game where nobody actually knows what's happening. The intern is confidently saying "Yes" (they fixed the bugs), the team leader is asking "What code?" (they don't even know what codebase needs fixing), and the senior developer who originally asked the question is responding with a flat "No" (because they know better than to believe anyone). It's the perfect representation of software development chaos where the person with the least experience is the most confident, and the person with the most experience has completely given up on expecting competence. The circle of technical debt is complete!

The asylum of programming sins is now accepting new patients! Left to right, we have the poor soul who thought regex was a sensible XML parsing solution (narrator: it wasn't), the delusional dev who reinvented the wheel with a custom date/time library (because clearly, humanity hasn't solved that problem in the last 50 years), and finally—the pièce de résistance—the screaming maniac who blindly copy-pasted AI-generated "fixes" straight into production. The padded walls of this code asylum are the only things keeping these developers from harming themselves or others with more terrible technical decisions.

Ah, the modern approach to programming: just vibing and hoping the code works. The ostrich perfectly represents how we now debug – head not buried in sand, but held high with unearned confidence. Meanwhile, "C. Sharp" signs off on this masterpiece while "O RLY?" sits in the corner questioning our life choices. Remember when we used to actually understand our code? Yeah, me neither. Efficiency is now measured by how chill you look while your production server burns.