S/M Driven Development

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Oh. My. CODE. This is the ULTIMATE developer torture chamber! 🔥 You're LITERALLY TRAPPED in a sterile white room until ALL your unit tests pass?! The sheer AUDACITY! And that bottom caption - "agile was only ever gonna work in a world of magical girls" - is sending me into orbit! 💀 Because let's be honest, your sprint planning meetings would be SO MUCH BETTER with transformation sequences and special powers instead of Dave from backend complaining about story points for the 47th time. The "S/M" in the title isn't just Scrum Master - it's the sadomasochistic relationship we ALL have with our test suites! Embrace the pain, darlings!

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