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Content Peter Ritchie peterritchie Follow MT: Replace a semicolon (;) with a greek question mark (;) in your friend's C code and watch them pull their hair out over the syntax error 13 RETWEETS 1,410 FAVORITES 926 QR 5:55 PM - 16 Nov 2014

Content errors internally errors externally CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE (CORE CORRUPTED, CODE Ox911a) woopsie, looks like one of our servers is feeling sad today :'( but our busy little worker bees are working hard to bring it back!

Content luciferlaughs Scientists have discovered how to make glow-in-the-dark cats by inserting the jellyfish genes that create fluorescent proteins into feline eggs. TC wordswithkittywitch I needed to check that this was real, and apparently, it is. What's more, the end goal in these experiments was to fight feline AIDS, creating glow-in-the-dark cats was a side effect. That might be the greatest sentence I write this year. Supersciencegeek Ok, so the short version is that scientists want to insert a Useful Gene. But they have no way of knowing if the Useful Gene actually got incorporated into the cat's (or other animal's) DNA. So they glue the Glow Gene to the Useful Gene. If the animal glows, both genes got inserted successfully. Source: luciferlaughs

Content define STD ERR -1 mich define evah (H) int Exonsouschar ; sizet): int exec pwdl); int exec set (char , sizet); int execget (char , sizet) ant exec and(char , sizet) int tokenize(char char int main() sizet ); Init PATH int err setenv("PATH", "bin", 1); 1f (err 'STDERR) perror (SHELL): Change Into homedir int cd chdir(getenv ("HOME")) if (ed ' STD ERR) SHELL) for evah printfi Sizet inpsize char inp NULL; int err - getline(Sinp, Einpsize, stdin);

Content What's up? Shh, just a second, we're reading the framework's changelog! Interesting! Nice, they're studying mU cOmmItS They look very focused, don't they? Well, sometimes you have to adapt. I found a way to make them interested CTO pushed to branch master at Framework FW Sd12c679 Next Time Someone Asks You How To Fix An Infinite Loon. Remember Thie TO pushed to branch master at Framework FW 16c21512 This Bug Has Driven Lots Of Coders Completely Mad. You Won't Believe How It ended Up Being Fixed, CTO pushed to branch master at Framework FW 06125a1e2 It's Possible! You Can Turn A 50-line code Chunk Into Just 3 Lines. Here's How. CTO pushed to branch 0.9 at Framework FW 87450es15 This Feature Suddenly Stopped Working. What Happened Next Is Jaw-dropping. CTO pushed to branch 0.9 at Framework FW 544412021 LOve Coding? Here's The Secret Reason Why. CTO pushed to branch master at Framework FW 005130234 This Was The Most Stupid Bug In The World, Fixed In The Smartest Way Ever. CTO pushed to branch master at Framework FW efc2f1cb2 Never Before Had A Small Typo Like This One Caused So Much Damage. TO pushed to branch 0.9 at Framework FW aef1c51a1 Nobody Had Ever created A Function Like This One Before. CTO pushed to branch master at Framework FW a15126189 I Transformed A Bug Into A Feature. Once You Learn How, You'll Never Forget It. CommitStrip.com ProarammerHumor.io

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