No Seriously, How Did You Fail?

The eternal gap between developer expectations and user reality. You spend weeks perfecting that fingerprint scanner with crystal-clear instructions: "Hold your finger." Then your user comes along and tries to scan their entire fist. Every UX designer just felt a disturbance in the force. No matter how "intuitive" you make your interface, someone will find a way to use it wrong. This is why we can't have nice things in software development. Next sprint: Add tooltip "No, not your entire hand. Just ONE finger. The one attached to your hand. Yes, THAT one."

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Content Things I have learnt from this subreddit as a non programmer - Users just do things that they are not supposed to do and It looks like they are purposely trying to break the code. - Legacy code is written and understood only by gods and they only way to convert it into modern code is to fucking write the thing from scratch. - Jobs require ungodly amount of experience. They want a full stack developer EVERY FUCKING TIME. - Senior devs have given up on life and they just do just enough to get their salaries. They work on production just for the thriller. - There is a communication gap between the client and the programmer just because of the fucking management. - You should never work on the main branch and push things to production but its the norm. - Debugging is staring at the code until it works again. - Programmers just copy and paste code. The only real programmers to ever exist are Terry Davis and some random people who maintain libraries that are responsible for doing math on every computer on the planet. - There is just some mystery code in every codebase that appears to do nothing but when removed sets everything in flames. It is usually commented "Don't touch". - If you ask anything on StackOverflow, Its a stupid question. - Sales teams tell the client that the devs can make everything happen even if its computationally impossible. - Its better to take 5 hours solving bugs rather than spend 5 minutes reading the documentation. Programmers don't have lives anyways. - If you are seeking to learn programming learn JavaScript. The next step is to find a new career

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The nuclear option of debugging: just comment out everything. Sure, your program doesn't actually do anything anymore, but hey—zero errors! That satisfied seal face is the universal expression of developers who've given up on functionality but can still claim "the code compiles without warnings." It's not a bug if there's no code to run.