No Seriously, How Did You Fail?

The AUDACITY of unit tests to fail when you wrote them yourself! 💀 It's like creating your own personal assassin who then turns around and stabs you in the back. You literally MADE these tests, and they have the NERVE to expose your broken code like some sort of digital betrayal. The sheer disrespect! Like, honey, I wrote you from scratch - you should be loyal to ME, not to some abstract concept of "correct functionality." The ultimate toxic relationship in software development - you can't live with them, can't ship without them!