Must Be Some Caching Issue

The holy trinity of developer excuses: "It's a caching issue," "It works on my machine," and now apparently "blame the framework." John Carmack dropping this quote is like watching your programming hero admit he's just as broken as the rest of us. The beautiful irony here is that blaming the framework is actually the most senior developer move possible. Junior devs blame themselves, mid-level devs blame their teammates, but veterans? They know the real enemy is React's reconciliation algorithm or whatever abstraction is standing between them and bare metal. Honestly though, Carmack has earned the right to skip tests—dude literally wrote Doom and revolutionized 3D graphics. When you've optimized at that level, unit tests probably feel like using training wheels on a rocket ship.