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Left: an energetic, wide-eyed cat with a raised tail, ready for chaos. Right: the same cat, now dead inside, staring at a laptop like it contains all of life's disappointments. That's the perfect visualization of what happens when you transition from "I'm gonna write amazing code!" to "Fine, I'll test if this function returns null when I pass it an empty string for the 47th time." The soul-crushing reality of ensuring your code doesn't explode when some user inevitably types "null;DROP TABLE users;--" into the name field.

That moment of pure existential dread when you're reviewing code, mentally roasting the author for their crimes against computer science, and then suddenly realize... wait... I wrote this garbage three months ago. Nothing humbles you faster than discovering your past self was the villain all along. It's like time-traveling just to punch yourself in the face.

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