Todo Fixthe Fixme

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Todo Fixthe Fixme

technical-debt-memes, code-comments-memes, todo-memes, hacks-memes, legacy-code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The desperate cry of // TODO: THIS IS A HACK PLZ GOD FIX THIS lurking in your codebase is like that sketchy character nobody wants to deal with! 😂 Future you (or some poor innocent dev) will stumble across this comment months later and think "I'll just ignore that little guy" - until the production server catches fire at 3am! The eternal cycle of technical debt continues... we write these panicked comments fully intending to come back and fix them, but spoiler alert: WE NEVER DO. It's basically a time capsule of your past self's coding desperation!

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