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Watching someone print out code for review is like witnessing a crime against modern development practices. In 2023? SERIOUSLY? That's 30+ pages of perfectly good trees sacrificed to the debugging gods when we have perfectly good monitors, version control, and code review tools. The confused Tom face perfectly captures that moment of "Did I just time travel back to 1995?" Nothing says "I don't trust Git" like killing forests to manually track changes with a red pen. Bonus horror: imagine them printing JavaScript with all those nested callbacks and dependencies!

Content A QA Tester walks into a bar: He orders a beer. He orders 3 beers. He orders 2976412836 beers. He orders 0 beers. He orders -1 beer. He orders q beers. He orders nothing. El ordena una cerveza. He orders a deer. He tries to leave without paying. He starts ordering a beer, then throws himself through the window half way through. He orders a beer, gets his receipt, then tries to go back. He orders a beer, goes to the door of the bar, throws a handful of cookies into the street, then goes back to the bar to see if the barmaid still recognises him. He orders a beer, and watches very carefully while the barmaid puts his order into the till to make sure nothing in his request got lost along the way. He starts ordering a beer, and tries to talk the barmaid into handing over her personal details. He orders a beer, sneaks into the back, turns off the power to the till, and waits to see how the barmaid reacts, and what she says to him. He orders a beer while calling in thousands of robots to order a beer at exactly the same time.

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The true recursive algorithm of crime! First, query the legality of pigeon acquisition from public spaces. Three weeks later, follow up with the practical applications for your newly acquired flock of 237 birds. This is basically how software engineers approach problems—first establish if something is technically possible, then immediately scale it to absurd proportions without considering the ethical implications. It's like writing a function without input validation and then wondering why your server crashed. The real question: did he use MapReduce to organize all those pigeons?

Content Junior dev watching senior dev copying the error message, pasting on Google, and opening the first StackOverflow link

Content Me: writes code, hits compile compile error Me: hits compile again without making any changes to the code compilation successful Me: on crack I swear I'm not