Local Host, Remote Problems

Looks like someone found the first edge case in Taco Bell's AI system. Classic example of why you always need input validation. Some developer is probably updating their resume right now after forgetting to add a simple "if (waters > 100) { return 'Nice try, buddy' }". This is why we can't have nice things in production. Somewhere, a product manager is frantically updating the requirements doc to include "maximum order quantities" while the DevOps team drowns in incident reports.

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When your code is held together by a cascade of else if statements that somehow manage to keep the entire structure from collapsing. Sure, it's a nightmare to maintain, and any slight change might bring the whole thing crashing down, but hey—it passed QA! This is basically the architectural equivalent of saying "I'll fix it in production" while crossing your fingers behind your back. The building inspector would definitely give this code a 418: I'm a teapot, because this logic shouldn't be serving anything.

The fifth developer is the one who wrote the code being reviewed. Nothing quite like watching your peers beat your spaghetti code to death with sticks while you crawl on the ground wondering why you didn't add those comments they suggested last time. Just another Tuesday in software development.