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Content jornschampheleer what people think coding is: type some stuff, the stuff does other stuff, you go to the next thing what it actually is: i was trying to make a box expand and collapse for nearly and hour and it turns out i'd forgotten to type 1 (one) symbol and now im crying at midnight clicking a box over and over again because it finally works Source: turing-tested

Content If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance be correct? you will A 25 B) 50 C) 60 D) 25

The architectural equivalent of legacy code that nobody dares to touch. That useless balcony leading to absolutely nowhere represents those mysterious functions in your codebase that somehow keep the entire application from imploding. It's the digital version of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" taken to its logical extreme. Sure, you could delete that 200-line function with no apparent purpose, but what if it's secretly holding together your entire authentication system? Better leave it alone and pretend you never saw it. The true horror isn't the balcony to nowhere—it's the fact that every developer reading this just thought of at least three examples in their current project.

Content 6:48 PM 0.9KBsail C 59g 1 am facing this type of error. OS centos 7 PHP 8.0 installed How to resolve this issue. Seniors kind ... See More 198 14 13 Comments 1 Like Comment PEOPLE There's your solution. Just change your code as shown in my screenshot. f Like Reply 10

Content Stop being lazy mom but mom I don't want to write my unit tests

The eternal programmer struggle summed up in 11 words. We spend our days shouting instructions at silicon, hoping it might cooperate. "I tell computers to do things. Sometimes they listen." That's not just programming—that's an abusive relationship with technology where you're the one being gaslit. The computer knows exactly what you want but chooses violence instead. And the best part? When it finally works, you have no idea why. Just nod and back away slowly before it changes its mind.