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Content Anonymous 6 hours ago 45115527 45113988(OP) lecturer doing some intro to IT be writes a for loop summing numbers from 1 to 5 asks class what the result will be I say 500 class laughs someone says 15 he runs it 500 server error he had a missing semicolon 2

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Ah, the sacred text of professional groveling. This is the comprehensive collection of phrases every developer keeps in a text file for when they realize they've been arguing about a bug for 45 minutes only to discover they forgot a semicolon. These aren't just apologies—they're survival tools. Copy-paste these into Slack after your senior dev points out you've been using the wrong API endpoint for three weeks and watch as your performance review magically improves from "concerning" to "shows potential." The best part? After 10 years in the industry, you'll develop the ability to sound genuinely contrite while simultaneously rolling your eyes so hard you can see your own brain.

Content SCALABILITY OUR APP DOESN'T SCALE, THE SERVER CRASHES CONSTANTLY. WHAT CAN WE DO? TWITTER.COM VINCENTONL WE COULD PROFILE THE CODEBASE AND SEE WHERE PERFORMANCE ISSUES ARE... WE COULD JUST TELL ACCOUNTING THAT WE NEED THREE NEW SERVERS AND CALL IT A DAY! YEAH!

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