Ai Is Currently Atool Not Areplacement Iwill Die On This Hill To The End

Content Dev moved user-story to in-progress Dev added sub-tasks to user-story Dev closed all sub-tasks, uploaded acceptance criteria documentation, created functional tests with results and resolved the story. WF ProarammerHumor.io

Content Got your first job as programmer Your task is to make a testing program using an ancient obscure language Assclap

The asylum of programming sins is now accepting new patients! Left to right, we have the poor soul who thought regex was a sensible XML parsing solution (narrator: it wasn't), the delusional dev who reinvented the wheel with a custom date/time library (because clearly, humanity hasn't solved that problem in the last 50 years), and finally—the pièce de résistance—the screaming maniac who blindly copy-pasted AI-generated "fixes" straight into production. The padded walls of this code asylum are the only things keeping these developers from harming themselves or others with more terrible technical decisions.

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Content Othe ONION America's Finest News Source. HOME LATEST NEWS LOCAL POLITICS ENTERTAINMENT SPORTS OPINION k shop Subscribe g ENTERTAINMENT Programmer says he is actually great at his job and his laptop is just gaslighting him over non-existing problems Published July 17, 2023