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Content How long to hard-boil an egg? duplicate Asked 8 years, 5 months ago Active 8 years, 5 months ago Viewed 57k times -1 Possible Duplicates: How long should I cook a turkey? How can I tell if this egg is still fresh? I want a hard-boiled egg with my breakfast, how long should I put it in for? egg cooking breaklast STATE improve this question edited May 23 '17 at 11:54 Community asked Mar 31 '11 at 11:37 brie 32 2 5 4 marked as duplicate by LazyMod , Better ThanYou, neckbeard44, Marks DuplicatesButNeverPosts Mar 31 '11 at 11:42 This question has been asked before and alreadv has an answer. It those answers do nor tuly adaress your question, please ask a new question. You're asking the wrong question. What is it you're trying to achieve with this breakfast? Hard boiling an egg is a known anti-pattern. This isn't even 17.844 properly breaktast-related share improve this answer answered Mar 31 11 at 11.40 BetterThanYou 250K 64 497 574 Thank you for this! It's so annoying when someone gives you a hard boiled egg, I'm surprised the person asking this question hasn't been fired yet. neckbeard44 .un 5 a 17:39 a virgarenuinent Boiling eggs is not recommended under any circumstances. You can fry. poach, or scramble them, or perhaps make an omelette. Trying to boil an 1.613 egg is a sign of inexperience and will result in bad things happening. share improve this answer answered Mar 31 11 21 11:41 GovSchwarzenegger 277k 75 706 914 2 You can also use them as ingredients for cake etc - useless Nov 23 '17 at 1:24 add a comment I've never used or seen an egg before, but maybe you could try poking a hole in it after a while to see if anything comes out, and boil it some more if 1,303 it does? share improve this answer answered Mar 31 '11 at 11:40 An Alien 277K 75 700 914 720 Brilliant, I tried this and it works!!! Thanks!!! - bob Nov 30 17 at 1:54 add a comment STOP! Using eggs is not compatible with Veganism, you cannot satisfy vegans by using eggs in any cooking at all. Even if you're not a vegan you 560 might decide to be one later and will regret your earlier decision. Just don't do share improve this edited May 23 '17 at 12:34 Community answered Mar 31 "11 21 11:46 4783648783 363 3 Q add a comment 7 minutes if you want it slightly sticky, going up to 10 minutes for properly hard. -4.394 share improve this answer answered Mar 31 '11 at 11:41 277k 706 914 2 Hi, welcome to Stack Overflow! Please take time to read the rules before posting so that you don't make such a big fool of yourself next time. We're a friendly bunch here so it's ok that you're an interior human being and clearly don't Know what you're doing, but just be sure not to post here again and that would be great. Thanks! - LazyMod Nov 23 '17 at 1:24 add a comment Not the answer you're looking for? Browse other questions tagged egg COOKInG breakfast or asK your own questior ProdrammerHumor.io

Hobby coders: "I made a little app that tracks my plants' watering schedule!" Professional developers: *dead inside, sustained only by caffeine and spite* "The production server is on fire again and Stack Overflow is down." The difference? One still has hope. The other has a paycheck and an energy drink addiction.

Ah, the classic "chandelier headlights" approach to programming. Nothing says "senior developer with deadlines" quite like ripping some random Stack Overflow solution and jamming it into your codebase with zero understanding of how it works. That car is basically every production system I've ever inherited. Sure, those fancy chandeliers aren't designed to be headlights, but hey—they're emitting light, aren't they? Ship it! The real magic happens three months later when you've forgotten you did this and have to debug why your car keeps blowing fuses and setting small birds on fire.