You Son Of A Gun

Content 106 140 votes 6 answers 522k views So this is how democracy dies.

Content Things I have learnt from this subreddit as a non programmer - Users just do things that they are not supposed to do and It looks like they are purposely trying to break the code. - Legacy code is written and understood only by gods and they only way to convert it into modern code is to fucking write the thing from scratch. - Jobs require ungodly amount of experience. They want a full stack developer EVERY FUCKING TIME. - Senior devs have given up on life and they just do just enough to get their salaries. They work on production just for the thriller. - There is a communication gap between the client and the programmer just because of the fucking management. - You should never work on the main branch and push things to production but its the norm. - Debugging is staring at the code until it works again. - Programmers just copy and paste code. The only real programmers to ever exist are Terry Davis and some random people who maintain libraries that are responsible for doing math on every computer on the planet. - There is just some mystery code in every codebase that appears to do nothing but when removed sets everything in flames. It is usually commented "Don't touch". - If you ask anything on StackOverflow, Its a stupid question. - Sales teams tell the client that the devs can make everything happen even if its computationally impossible. - Its better to take 5 hours solving bugs rather than spend 5 minutes reading the documentation. Programmers don't have lives anyways. - If you are seeking to learn programming learn JavaScript. The next step is to find a new career

Oh, the SHEER AGONY of trying to code without internet! Your brain literally MELTS into a puddle of despair as you realize you can't Google that one syntax error, can't check Stack Overflow for the 500th time today, and can't copy-paste from random GitHub repos! It's like being a surgeon with no hands or a chef with no ingredients! The red alarm circles perfectly capture that moment when you realize all your programming "skill" was actually just your ability to search for other people's solutions. Time to face the horrifying truth: do you even know how to code, or are you just REALLY good at internet searching?!

Content When you copy a snippet from StackOverflow and it doesn't works Those bastards lied to me ProgrammerHumor.

Content My code Code from Stackoverflow My code

Content tryt Something that might go wrong catch(e) var xcb-"http:stackoverflow.comsearch?qjs4"4e. message; window.open(xcb, " blank' The "most productive" exception handling ever