Grandpa Simpson telling war stories, but make it Stack Overflow. We literally built an entire culture around voluntarily seeking public humiliation from internet strangers who have 50k reputation points and zero patience. "Marked as duplicate" they say, linking to a thread from 2009 that doesn't even answer your question. "Why would you even want to do that?" they ask, as if your product requirements are up for philosophical debate. The best part? We keep coming back for more, like it's some kind of Stockholm syndrome speedrun. At least grandpa got a medal for his trauma.