The Four Horsemen Of Developer Perspective

When a tech CEO meets an open source developer who's about to reveal how their company's "revolutionary proprietary algorithm" is actually just forked from a GitHub repo with zero attribution. The hand gesture isn't saying "stop"—it's frantically trying to pause the conversation before the entire board meeting discovers their $50M valuation is built on npm install and Stack Overflow copypasta.

Content Software developers don't spend 8-12 continuous hours at their desk pumping out code every single day. Sure knowing how to code is a necessity in their profession. However, there's requirements to understand. Meetings to attend. Actual human interaction that happens almost as frequently as when they're writing code depending on the company and framework. You have just described run of the mill mediocre coders. Those are a dime a dozen and are easily replaceable and not worth hiring at all based on Elon Musks standards. An elite coder would be someone like John Carmack who would literally spend all day and night coding for months to ship a game. He or she would know all the ins and out of the full stack including both software and hardware and networking. They would build state of the art technology in months when experts thought it would be impossible. And in the end they would ship game after game after game with a team of 6. In this case, replace game with twitter features.

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Content Interviewer: Why should we hire you? Me: have a lot of reputation on Stack Overflow. Interviewer: You're hired. Boss: Could you... Me: That's a stupid question.

OH MY GOD, the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS that just slapped me across the face! 😱 If we're all just copying and pasting from Stack Overflow like the shameless code thieves we are, then WHO IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS BINARY is creating the original code?! It's like discovering that Santa isn't real but for programmers! Some poor, tortured soul must be sitting in a dark room actually WRITING ORIGINAL CODE while the rest of us just parasitically leech off their genius. The programming universe is built on a house of cards and I'm having a complete meltdown over here!

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