Past Me vs. Present Me: The Epic Showdown

Content Daily duties: Fix minor bugs ProdrammerHumor.io Requirements: 5 years experience C, NET, MVC, Xamarian, Azure, SQL Server, REST, Java, SOAP, WSDL, XML, XSLT, PATH, Jax RS, Hibernate

Content 9:28 lhor (Crypto NFT) 1:14 pm Hi thank you for reaching out. I would like to learn more about this opportunity. Namely what's the industry and tech stack, thanks 2:39 pm Hi lhor, thank you so much for responding and for your interest! The industry is Cyber-security, about the Tech Stack IDK to be honest, but I'm pretty sure my partner knows that, How do you feel about that? TODAY 8:39 am Good morning Ihor, how you doing? I have the answer now, the tech stack is Fullstack.

Content Getting an answer on Stackoverfow Answering your own question, to help other in the future Answering you own question, so next time you have that bug, you could find your own SO question

The sacred trinity of IT troubleshooting, visualized with scientific precision. Roughly 70% of problems magically resolve with the ancient ritual of "turning it off and on again." Another 15% require the advanced technique of typing error messages into Google and nodding thoughtfully at Stack Overflow posts. The remaining 15%? Just walk into the room and watch users suddenly exclaim "Oh wait, it's working now!" Nothing fixes technology faster than the quantum observer effect of someone who looks like they know what they're doing.

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper we're looking for a junior developer with the experience of a senior developer for the salary of an intern 7:10 PM Oct 18, 2017 Twitter Web App 8.5 K Retweets 16.5 K Likes 17 Tim VanFosson tvanfosson Oct 18, 2017 Replying to iamdevloper ...full stack with UX and mentoring experience 9 1 17 12 249 Tim VanFosson tvanfosson Oct 18, 2017 ..and you'll also be doing 3rd tier customer support 4 17 14 209

First you learn to program. Then you make a recursive function. Then you forget the exit condition. And then... well, you get the idea. Or rather, you get the same idea over and over until your stack overflows and your computer begs for mercy. It's like telling someone "to understand recursion, you must first understand recursion" and watching them slowly spiral into madness.