I Will Do What I Must

The eternal time warp of debugging. Morning you is so naive and optimistic: "This is an easy bug. I can fix it in minutes." Fast forward 14 hours, and you're still there, hunched over in the dark, questioning your career choices, sanity, and why you didn't become a farmer instead. The bug that was supposed to be a quick fix has now spawned 17 Stack Overflow tabs, 3 GitHub issues, and the slow realization that your "simple fix" has uncovered seven more critical bugs lurking beneath the surface. The only thing that's changed is your posture and will to live.

Content HeckOverflow -1 A How do I A ? - bork2121 999 9999 nAn You do B. - thedudehimself But that doesnt do A. - bork2121 Yeah nobody does A. - thedudehimself

Content Macro Nerd Macro Nerd Guys, assuming we we record temperature in K, we can fix global warming with an unsigned integer overflow! All we have to do is get the world super hot and then it'll become super cold. Ez pz! 11:07 AM Jun 26, 2019 Twitter Web App

Content Carla Notarobot CarlaNotarobot Boss: Where did you get this code? Me: Stack Overflow Boss: From the questions or the answers?

Content I am a senior developer because I understand 98 of the jokes on rProgrammerHumor I've created posts on rProgramming Humor scoring over 50k upvotes I use a dark theme and most importantly l've asked a question on StackOverflow that wasn't a duplicate

Content var router express. Router (); Our scraping tools var request require("request"); var cheerio require("cheerio"); Hey bro, it's me. You. Yeah, I'm talking to myself. Again. So, here's the deal. You spent like, a day, trying to figure this shit out. I'm not sure if you remember, but last night while your wife and child slept soundly, you were staring at the ceiling, silently reviewing code in your head, wondering if you could come up with some kind of magical insight just by thinking about things in a relaxed state. It didn't work. You've tried a lot of shit. You've copy and pasted. You've written custom code. You've watched goddamn YouTube videos about stuff you don't even understand. And then ... then you found something that actually works. Do you understand it? No. Not really. Do vou care? The you from like two days ago would have cared. He wanted to understand things, he wanted to have a firm grasp on the underling concepts. But what about Now You? Now You has a clear, crisp response. "Fuck it.", See httns:stackoverflow.coma236083483424316 ProarammerHumor.io